So it was the 2nd SG tour… I guess it was 2004… I was there with my gf at the time. With about 15 minutes to go she says that she’s going to talk with some friends and I should meet her upstairs after the show ends. I ran into a guy from the SGPhilly group (a group I started on the first day you could create a group on the site). Anywho, the guy started buying me shots. I wasn’t much of a drinker at the time, but since all I’d be doing is going home wth my gf I figured, “fuck it.” So I got pretty drunk . The show ended and I went upstairs to meet the girl. I get up there and I’m pretty drunk. I’m standing there and after about 10 minutes, in walks a bunch of SGs. I’d completely lost the ability to speak. One of them attempted to have a conversation with me. I didn’t have the ability to form sentences. I couldn’t talk to the awesome girl who looked just like a Gelfling with pretty boobs. SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A GELFLING BUT WITH PRETTY BOOBS!
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