Amsterdam

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Whenever someone finds out I went to Amsterdam, there’s one question they have - did I go to the red light district. I quickly answer. - fuck right I did. And I fucked a prostitute. I was single in a country where prostitution is legal. What else could I do?

In movies and tv they make the red light district look really scummy and the...
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ravenivy:
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A project

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I’ve been trying to get my acting buddies and filmmaking buddies interested in doing a remake of ‘Wham Bam Thankyou Spaceman.’

In my version I wanna have penetrative sex. Also, ATTRACTIVE women. And perhaps a better plot… and make the jokes funny. In all honesty, it wouldn’t be that hard. The jokes are terrible and the women gross. Also, way less nudity than you’d expect.

sjerms:
Speaking of attractive, if any SGs want a starring role, just let me know.

After the MRI

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I was very weak and needed a wheelchair to get back to the car. That was worse than the. MRI.

Getting my annual mri today

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My head, Cervical spine and thoracic spine with and without contrast. It takes 2.5 hours. That’s right - two and a half hours!

So, if you whine to me about how your mri was SO terrible, I’ll tell you to suck my dick, cause your mri was bullshit.

I had a seizure this morning

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It’s about the most awful-feeling there is. It’s like getting tased. Electricity shoots thru your body and paralyzes you. You can’t even speak and you can’t move. Your body tenses up and spasms like crazy. I never know when one’s about to happen. I just end up on the floor curled up and dazed and totally spent.

anara:
Oh my goodness, you poor thing :( Are you on medication for the condition or is this something random that has just happened? I hope you'e staying safe xx
sjerms:
It’s caused by my multiple sclerosis. The only thing I take specifically for the seizures is a muscle relaxant.

memories

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So it was the 2nd SG tour… I guess it was 2004… I was there with my gf at the time. With about 15 minutes to go she says that she’s going to talk with some friends and I should meet her upstairs after the show ends. I ran into a guy from the SGPhilly group (a group I started on the first day you...
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Tomorrow

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I get paid and then I hit up my local dispensary.

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How can the whistleblower’s story be inaccurate?

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Everything they said appears in the transcript that you fucking approved. It’s all there in gigantic fucking letters. The transcript shows that you’re fucking guilty. The transcript YOU released shows that you’re fucking guilty. YOU RELEASED A TRANSCRIPT THAT PROVES YOU’RE GUILTY!

I KNOW YOU THINK YOU’RE THE SMARTEST GUY IN THE ROOM, BUT EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH YOU SHOW THE WORLD THAT...
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jimmieknuckles:
i agree that the story isn't inaccurate, but its second hand information. so its nothing more then heresy that started this whole thing, and not a whistleblower. im asking honestly, what do you think trump is guilty of? there is no crime in the "transcript" and schiff made up a ridiculous lie to read into the record, which many americans believe and it causes panic. I'm not saying that trumps the smartest guy in the room or anything, but between the russia scam and this, democrats had it out for him since before he was elected, and they've done nothing but grasp at straws since the mueller report came out. he's been one step ahead, and i don't see this any different. it would nice to see these people get back to legislating, and stop wasting so much time and money trying to change the outcome of an election.
sjerms:
What do I think Trump is guilty of? I have neither the time nor the manual dexterity to compile such a list as I believe that the list would stretch back to when he was in college. I’m fairly certain you meant to say “hearsay” and while yes, hearsay testimony is not generally permitted in court, it is actually up to the presiding judge’s discretion whether or not such testimony is permissible. This, however, isn’t testimony at all. If a crime is committed and a criminal informant tells police someone told him that somebody committed a crime, it is up to police as to whether or not to investigate. Trump used his position as POTUS to pressure a foreign government to do his dirty work, which is made obvious by the rough transcript released by the White House.

Amsterdam 2019

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Last time I went was Dec 26 2015 Jan 2 2016. It was incredible! I never saw so many fireworks!

I went alone… it was just me seeing as much as I could. I went where I wanted when I wanted to.

But it was a little lonely. I think that this time I should find someone to go with (that can pay for themselves)...
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