sjerms

Let me start off by saying that I don’t really like to smoke indicas. I don’t appreciate the couch-lock. I’m not looking to get sleepy, I’m looking for medical relief. I try as best as I can to smoke sativas. They make you wanna get up and move… anyway, I’ve been smoking a strain called full moon fever. The first 15 seconds or so feel...
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I want to make a 50s/60s-style “Nudie Cutie,” a la Russ Meyer or HG Lewis. This involves little to no plot, but very possibly a trampoline.

I’m casting a movie… I need young women who want to get naked on (video) camera. No sexual activity at all. Just boobs.

I haven’t played with boobs in over a year. I haven’t been able to squeeze an ass or tie anybody up. It makes me sad.

I re-joined OkCupid. I figured it was the best way to find someone (a non-escort) to make out with.

If that happens, my medical marijuana will be much cheaper. That would be phenomenal. I mean, I just want cheaper weed.

I can come, but I barely feel anything. I remember orgasms feeling really good. As it is now, a lot of the time I choose to not jerk off to save me from cleanup.

I don’t want anything up my ass. Been there.
I will not choke myself or have someone else do it.
I know how to tie girls up, but I don’t really...
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To come over and smoke some dope and listen to hip-hop. No sex, but will fool around sometimes.

When I was about 20 me and my brother went to a bar that makes awesome margaritas… I was STUPID drunk. My brother ran into an acquaintance of his. Dude said he knew a great after-hours spot in South Philadelphia. The building had no signs and no windows. Dude rang a bell and did weird shit with his hands at the video camera above the...
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I just signed up. I have a magnificent dick, and I think people should be able to see it. Maybe I’ll jerk off on cam. Maybe I’ll have the opportunity to fuck… I can only guarantee that you’ll be able to see a lot of my dick. It’s really fantastic.