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Tomorrow I’m going to the Monster Mania con! I’m going to meet P.J. Soles! I’m getting super hard just thinking about it!

She was lovely. Covered in tattoos with multi colored hair. Now, I’m just taking a guess, but I’m fairly certain she has piercings under her clothes. She rang me up today and commented that she loves my “Milo” tattoo (y’know… from the Descendants). She loves my tattoo! And she works at my favorite pot store! I’m gonna go jerk off now.

I’d like to see the aurora borealis. I could go to Alaska or Iceland. I’d pick Iceland because

-it’s a shorter flight

-Iceland gave us Bjork. Alaska gave us Sarah Palin.

-European women are quite often fly as hell.

I’d like to see the Gulf of Mexico. I want to be in Mexico tho, not Florida. While there I want to

-go parasailing

-swim with...
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To meet someone. I guess I could go to a bar, but I don’t tend to find suitable candidates at the bars in my neighborhood. I’ll have to go to center city. Problem being that parking sucks. Plus I’m handicapped. Even when I find parking, I still need to get to the bar. Even with my walker, it’ll be exhausting. My only hope is that...
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I’m really good at fucking. My dick has been described as gorgeous. My dick is the porridge that Goldilocks ate. I haven’t had the opportunity to send a dick pic for ages!

They’ve been happening all night. My dog is terrified. I have company tonight in my bed, so there’s no room for my dog. I’m considering giving her my spot on the bed and sleeping in my chair. My company isn’t a woman, because if it were we’d be watching the storms from my porch. Or, y’know maybe I could come on her tits. I’m at...
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