this is what my life has become. i sort of despise it a litte.
1. wake up in a drunken daze.
2. check to see if there is anyone else in the bed?
3. no. good. woo, i'm not that horrible tonight.
4. find bottles of water next to bed and chug.
5. find ibuproferin next to bed and see above.
6. stumble out of bed with morning wood.
7. check to see if my wallet, phone, credit cards made it home.
8. check cash, wait i have too much?
9. check bofa.com to see how much i took out at the atm. fucknuts!
10. proceed with life.
these are all truths. these all just happened minutes ago. yes, this is one of the lives i lead. the life you probably know. now i must shower off my sins. i find redemption in a bubblebath.
update: seriously, why is it the middle of fucking winter here right now? whose bright idea was that?
1. wake up in a drunken daze.
2. check to see if there is anyone else in the bed?
3. no. good. woo, i'm not that horrible tonight.
4. find bottles of water next to bed and chug.
5. find ibuproferin next to bed and see above.
6. stumble out of bed with morning wood.
7. check to see if my wallet, phone, credit cards made it home.
8. check cash, wait i have too much?
9. check bofa.com to see how much i took out at the atm. fucknuts!
10. proceed with life.
these are all truths. these all just happened minutes ago. yes, this is one of the lives i lead. the life you probably know. now i must shower off my sins. i find redemption in a bubblebath.
update: seriously, why is it the middle of fucking winter here right now? whose bright idea was that?
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malloreigh:
Thaaaaank you.
d2re:
"The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco" Mark Twain