sixsixty

so here are some random updates about my life. well freaky updates about my life and they may be connected?

first, i have been randomly waking up on my couch. this has happened twice in the past few weeks, yes i am usually drunk. ok so i go to bed in my bed (this is confirmed), then halfway through the night i will wake up and realize that i'm on the couch and i'm freezing. how did i get to the couch? why am i on the couch? i have no idea. what else am i doing in my sleep?? who knows. it's freaking me out a little, i think i have a multiple personality disorder going on.

second, last night emily threw some chapstick at me cause my lips were dryish and i deflected it by accident...and then the chapstick was gone. emily swears she saw it fall on the couch but i searched the whole thing. took it all apart. the chapstick is gone! something is going on with this couch. fucked up right?

other than that life is just the same. it's all going good, the weather is crazy sunny and gorgeous, i'm locked away doing porn.

yup that's my update. ok the end.