don't you hate it when you totally meant to say you were "looking for a couch to sleep on", but it came out "looking for a crotch to slip in". damnit.
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is everybody still alive?
i think my bag is in coat check?. i'm just not sure which coat check. hmmm at least i was smart enough to hold onto my purse.
i think my bag is in coat check?. i'm just not sure which coat check. hmmm at least i was smart enough to hold onto my purse.
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frenchy:
Yup, damn alive and what not!
tomahto:
....braaaaaaaaains.......
woah, danger*.....woah!
if you didn't bring your dancing shoes out tonight. you all missed out on mike winning the car. that boy can dance!
*yes i'm talking about my horse** named danger.
**yes i mean my penis.
if you didn't bring your dancing shoes out tonight. you all missed out on mike winning the car. that boy can dance!
*yes i'm talking about my horse** named danger.
**yes i mean my penis.
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alabama:
i love you
wallace:
happy new year! hope you're having fun (or about to) at the lovemakers thing. see ya soon (hopefully)!
i'm getting prepared for new year's eve. you are all jealous. well unless you are the ones partying with me for new years, then there's no real need to be jealous. ok. everyone else is in trouble.
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thatmikeguy:
yeah, I think we'll be there -- we had other dinner plans, but it sounds like we're going to join you instead 
bombshellbetty:
Actually, that's a boy! I believe he was a shaving cream Frosty the Snowman.
Have you never seen Roky Roulette before? That boy is sex, plain and simple.
Have you never seen Roky Roulette before? That boy is sex, plain and simple.
christmas blows this year. christmas eve was a good time, and christams eve eve was a blast, but christmas and post christmas day blows. i just got all dressed up and walked over to the gym to work my big ass out and it was closed. that blows. yeah i could whine some more about this and list off all the silly reasons. really i'm...
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margot_dent:
^ pick me up one too. we can all have races. i love to pogo with cute fellas like yourselves.
umm orange juice and hot dog buns for hangovers. thats all i need i reckon. maxx and i are simple folk. we've driving up there. youre coming to happy hour at thee parkside friday night please? what are you doing saturday day time? we should all hang out with the magas.
umm orange juice and hot dog buns for hangovers. thats all i need i reckon. maxx and i are simple folk. we've driving up there. youre coming to happy hour at thee parkside friday night please? what are you doing saturday day time? we should all hang out with the magas.
aphexplotz:
lets get drunk, i'm in town.
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beledi:
It's so hard not to visit the suspicious-looking guy...
frenchy:
Happy Holidays!!
Have a Coke
Have a Coke
thanks for the good wishes, that day went surprisingly well. oh and on more good news my clown porn movie is getting great reviews. there was a blurb about it on fleshbot a few days ago, and today on some bay area gay website they had this pretty in depth review:
http://www.ebar.com/artscolumns/artcolumn.php?sec=karrnal
the link is worksafe but they do talk a lot about some hardcore...
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http://www.ebar.com/artscolumns/artcolumn.php?sec=karrnal
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kittymalarchy:
hey - you are welcome to come and hang out on Christmas day- I think we will be cooking and hanging around my house(probably involves drinking and watching a movie). I'll get back to you with more info, but my friend Rach and I were just planning on that...
rouge44:
whats up dude- i met you at h&m today
oh today should be fun. wish me luck!
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nimchimpsky:
Good luck! though it may be over by now whatever it is.
malloreigh:
I have 660 army points.
ka-mai
it happens for everyone. sometimes it happened a long time ago but you are again reminded or you just now realized it. it's best to learn from these experiences and attempt to better yourself for your future choices. ugh... ka-mai. i should get that tattooed next to my first tattoo. what a fool i am sometimes (or too often really!). none the less i...
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it happens for everyone. sometimes it happened a long time ago but you are again reminded or you just now realized it. it's best to learn from these experiences and attempt to better yourself for your future choices. ugh... ka-mai. i should get that tattooed next to my first tattoo. what a fool i am sometimes (or too often really!). none the less i...
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trixie:
good god...you sound so perky.
Good for you. And time does fucking fly. Seems like only yesterday we were in san fransisco and you were peeing on random porta potties.
Good for you. And time does fucking fly. Seems like only yesterday we were in san fransisco and you were peeing on random porta potties.
maga called me to tell me she loves me and that she wants me to escort her to !!! tonight. score!!!!!
in the past 2 days i have spent about $680 on myself. yes that means it's going to be a cold cold christmas for the rest of you that i love. but you should know that i got myself:
- a new black 60gb...
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in the past 2 days i have spent about $680 on myself. yes that means it's going to be a cold cold christmas for the rest of you that i love. but you should know that i got myself:
- a new black 60gb...
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erica:
You are such a kid.
lilyk:
nice to met you last night!
i had a dream last night, one of you came to visit me and we had fun. but then you got into a motorcycle accident and died. after the accident you were a ghost and we were talking and hanging out again. i asked if you wanted me to log in as you and post in your journal that you died. i forget what you...
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thistle:
that sounds like my dream date.
adahlia:
yah yah, youre just jelous because you wern't part of the clit compar-athon. nah ne nah nah.
if you ever find yourself in Ben Lomond, CA (which i happened to find myself this weekend), i highly recommend you check out this restaurant called Ciao! Bella!. fucking redwoods man everywhere. good times.
http://www.ciaobellabenlomond.com
i had a great weekend. thanks to everyone who came out to hang with malloreigh and i. i'm sure she will post something in more detail when she gets back...
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http://www.ciaobellabenlomond.com
i had a great weekend. thanks to everyone who came out to hang with malloreigh and i. i'm sure she will post something in more detail when she gets back...
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margot_dent:
i hope having 2 daddies doesnt mess up our kid too much.
well, no more than all the gay porn around the house will.
well, no more than all the gay porn around the house will.
margot_dent:
to quote the moz:
how soon is now?
how soon is now?
... friends?....
Let's hang out, eh? I can give you back your DVDs.