So, I've decided that going in public and being DD makes me feel like a total shallow bitch. Last night Poe and I went to I-bar, and I found myself making fun of random people (I was the sober driver... AGAIN!) We had a freaking blast though... Sometimes I wish I could adopt some of Poe's confidence. She's stunning and can dance.. and knows it... so she danced at the club and I stood on the wall in an akward "guppy out of water" way... Lol..whatever, watching funny looking people get drunk is funny.. We saw some random guy who looked like a vampire dance.. apparently he could only coordinate one hand at a time because he kept switching. One hand would dance, the other would go behind his back like he was bowing... and then he'd switch..rofl. Oh mannnnnn I'm horrible. I can't dance without incentive... lol
Oh and the night was completed by some crazy drunk guys hollering at us and making obscene gestures, followed by some guy telling me to work at a strip joint because apparently i'd "make hundreds with my hips" ROFL. Men can be so fucking retarded. "Let me show you what a classy girl you are, I see you working in a strip joint.." Yesssssssss that makes me want you....
Then we went to Joe & Poe's and brought Joe some 4 am pizza..which was awesome. Dragging people out of bed at 4am for pizza is fucking awesome. I love that he actually got up and participated in our craziness. Joe kicks ass!
rofl.. yeah we look like we're having fun, dont we? Harry Potter posed for a picture with me!!!
Oh and the night was completed by some crazy drunk guys hollering at us and making obscene gestures, followed by some guy telling me to work at a strip joint because apparently i'd "make hundreds with my hips" ROFL. Men can be so fucking retarded. "Let me show you what a classy girl you are, I see you working in a strip joint.." Yesssssssss that makes me want you....
Then we went to Joe & Poe's and brought Joe some 4 am pizza..which was awesome. Dragging people out of bed at 4am for pizza is fucking awesome. I love that he actually got up and participated in our craziness. Joe kicks ass!
rofl.. yeah we look like we're having fun, dont we? Harry Potter posed for a picture with me!!!
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So it sounds like you all go have all sorts of craziness at night!
Sounds like you still should have danced. Maybe when you realized that you were making fun of someone for dancing, you also realized that there might be someone else making fun of you dancing
then when he says "what black eye?", you punch him in the face.
god, i'm a riot.
you know there was once a tom green episode where he went to Fabio's house and his fridge was completely filled - COMPLETELY - with tubs of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. i laughed.