Stripclub again... 
This time had about five dances, but one from a girl who was... special.
Okay, i'll elaborate- she was gorgeous, which i'd expect from a stripper anyway, but we talked before, during and after in a way I would talk to a girl in other circumstances- sort of a regular, unguarded conversation. I've been a salesman long enough to know when i'm being sold to, and strippers are supreme at that- this girl wasn't selling.
Oh hell, I spent over 200 that night...
Anyway, here are some old pictures of me.
aged about 13.
aged about 15.
aged about 21.
I hate each of these pictures... 'cos i'm so much more cute now
And have a really, really bad back. Ow.
This time had about five dances, but one from a girl who was... special.
Okay, i'll elaborate- she was gorgeous, which i'd expect from a stripper anyway, but we talked before, during and after in a way I would talk to a girl in other circumstances- sort of a regular, unguarded conversation. I've been a salesman long enough to know when i'm being sold to, and strippers are supreme at that- this girl wasn't selling.
Oh hell, I spent over 200 that night...
Anyway, here are some old pictures of me.
aged about 13.
aged about 15.
aged about 21.
I hate each of these pictures... 'cos i'm so much more cute now
And have a really, really bad back. Ow.
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And you weren't really fat.
You know, it's funny... if I really had a stalker, and he figured out where I live, my landlady's sons would finally get to do something useful. They're these giant 30-somethings with no jobs. All they do is lift weights all day, waiting for the time they'll actually be required to beat someone up. They're really fascinating characters.