I don't regret this nearly as much as i thought i would.
ASK DRUNK SIV!
EDIT: HAR!
I have filled out my DATING PROFILE. GATHER ROUND, YE LOCHINVARS-COME-LATELY!
love me, love my sinuses.
someday i will not live overdraft to overdraft,
someday i will live in a city. a city which is hospitable to such things as having "pals" who live "nearby" that i can have "face time" with. IN TEH FASE.
someday, when you're dreeeeee-eeeming ... deep in love, not a lot to say....
someday you all will fear and cower in response to my correct use of the space around/after the ellipses in the preceding sentence.
someday i will go back and scrape that spider off the
rug from its final resting place nestled cozily under
Winesburg, Ohio. i hate that. half the time my sole reason for not burninating spiders is spider-shoe.
someday i'll finish that bottle of Clan MacGregor in the cupboard behind the brown rice.
someday i'll realize the monotony which ensues from an overuse of parallel sentence structure. but not today!
someday, a nice lady in Georgia is going to make me an authentic Victorian costume and i am going to take naked pictures in it. i will attempt haughty but naughty.
sort of a haugh/naught, if you will.
someday i need people in the Massachusetts area to help me hobnob with cousins, lenient bosses, creepy uncles and such who might let me use their store/bank/dockside bar/nice blank wall as a backdrop for photography in the near future.
someday i will stop crapping out on gatherings for lack of vehicles. someday i will have friends (see earlier city sometime) who will not mind picking my sorry ass up in return for dunkin blow-nuts. actually, do-nuts is equally funny.
someday i need to have 1000 all in one place, just once. otherwise my career is already poopkadiddles.
someday, Prince will come. ON TEH FASE. In spandex pants, quite likely.
and now i will come back and insert the most ridiculous picture i can find.
i realize i've been pure suckery at commenting back to most of you. but it's been a long damnable week of burroughs-esque delerium.
hi, i'm dolph lundgren:
hi, i'm howie stern:
hi, i'm hideous and a freshman:
hi, i was an ath-uh-lete:
hi, i'm a ham:
and i like to get naked on the internet:
ASK DRUNK SIV!
EDIT: HAR!
I have filled out my DATING PROFILE. GATHER ROUND, YE LOCHINVARS-COME-LATELY!
love me, love my sinuses.
someday i will not live overdraft to overdraft,
someday i will live in a city. a city which is hospitable to such things as having "pals" who live "nearby" that i can have "face time" with. IN TEH FASE.
someday, when you're dreeeeee-eeeming ... deep in love, not a lot to say....
someday you all will fear and cower in response to my correct use of the space around/after the ellipses in the preceding sentence.
someday i will go back and scrape that spider off the
rug from its final resting place nestled cozily under
Winesburg, Ohio. i hate that. half the time my sole reason for not burninating spiders is spider-shoe.
someday i'll finish that bottle of Clan MacGregor in the cupboard behind the brown rice.
someday i'll realize the monotony which ensues from an overuse of parallel sentence structure. but not today!
someday, a nice lady in Georgia is going to make me an authentic Victorian costume and i am going to take naked pictures in it. i will attempt haughty but naughty.
sort of a haugh/naught, if you will.
someday i need people in the Massachusetts area to help me hobnob with cousins, lenient bosses, creepy uncles and such who might let me use their store/bank/dockside bar/nice blank wall as a backdrop for photography in the near future.
someday i will stop crapping out on gatherings for lack of vehicles. someday i will have friends (see earlier city sometime) who will not mind picking my sorry ass up in return for dunkin blow-nuts. actually, do-nuts is equally funny.
someday i need to have 1000 all in one place, just once. otherwise my career is already poopkadiddles.
someday, Prince will come. ON TEH FASE. In spandex pants, quite likely.
and now i will come back and insert the most ridiculous picture i can find.
i realize i've been pure suckery at commenting back to most of you. but it's been a long damnable week of burroughs-esque delerium.
hi, i'm dolph lundgren:
hi, i'm howie stern:
hi, i'm hideous and a freshman:
hi, i was an ath-uh-lete:
hi, i'm a ham:
and i like to get naked on the internet:
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Not Mass, North Central Connecticut. Red Barns lots of good back drop space. Anytime you want.