siv

AN EMAIL EXCHANGE:
(or, "asking nicely for apartment references using keywords and such")

siv 12:09 PM:

yo yo guys,

(meaning seth and dave)

so, even though i'm unemployed, i found an apartment today in northhampton!!! you will have to come visit, it is super neato, with lofts and ladders and skylights. i am thinking of putting in a giant pole, as well.

But in order to come visit, i need to get approved for it, ahahaha. I was wondering if i could use you gentlemen as character references? they probably won't call. but if they do, key words i might suggest are RESPONSIBLE and CAN DEFINITELY KEEP A JOB and NOT A DEADBEAT! anyway feel free to tell me to go ask Sheryl (awful co-worker lady) or something. oh my. thank you my saucy saucy lads.
LOVE LOVE
[siv]

dave 1:18 PM:
siv: i am a walking reference. refer to me. i will refer back on your
behalf.
luv/d

"a walking reference." i love that shit.

p.s. i now have an apartment with about 37373 lofts and ladders and skylights and such. it looks like willy wonka designed it. it makes me even more inspired to sling grounds at a local Starbucks to pay for more than the first month of it...