sithlordxion

I am one FAT mother fucker!!!

I have to go to my cousin's wedding tonight. So, I went looking for some dress pants to go with my jacket because, my old ones don't fit. I went to three stores and tried on the biggest sizes they had and nothing fit. I'm going to have to make due with a pair of black work pants I have.

So I bought myself an ipod, to make myself feel better

Looks like it's time to hit the gym harder the ipod should help.

I'm too fat for this shirt,
too fat for this shirt,
so fat, it hurts.

I'm too fat for your party,
too fat for your party,
no way I'm disco dancing.