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This is the letter I got from the college today:

Dear Mr. Sith

Thank you for applying to this college's Radiologic Technology program and Congratulations on completing all admissions criteria. This year the college received more applicants for the program than seats are available. Therefore, we are unable to offer you a seat in the program at this time. Since you have met all the admissions criteria you have been placed in an alternate group for the Fall 2007 semester. Your application for the Fall 2007 semester will be considered if a seat becomes available.

Although your name is on the alternate group list you will remain in your current program. You may continue to take courses applicable to the Radiologic Technology program and, fallowing the guidelines in the enclosed Health Careers brochure. You may submit a new eligibility form to be reconsidered for the Fall 2008 semester

Regards,
Intrerim Director of Admissions



TRANSLATION

Dear Loser,

Despite all of your hard work, you are not good enough for this college. There is no room for you here. But we put you on a list. If someone dies you might get there seat. You are qualified for the program, we just don't like you.

Maybe next year.

Regards,
Faceless College Robot