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Monday Feb 04, 2008

Feb 4, 2008
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YET ANOTHER EYEPATCH.

This morning, on the J, a young ruffneck looking individual, fast asleep with a medical eyepatch! Are you motherfuckers mocking me!? I used to wear an eyepatch in my childhood.

I had such a great class this morning. I'm getting really good at this. Not feeling cocky or anything.


Hopefully I'll have time to write tonight.


SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Check this out!


Texas Mayor Resigns After Stealing Neighbor's Dog


No, this is not just some roundabout way of trying to get away with posting obscenely cute puppy pictures. We're still recovering from the Super Bowl and too lazy to find a picture of the actual kidnapped dog.

The Mayor of Alice, Texas apparently agreed to watch her neighbor's dog while the neighbor was on vacation. She then called the vacationers with the bad news: their dog was dead. Guess what? The neighbor eventually figured out the dog was still alive when they, um, saw the dog alive still.
The genius Mayor was forced to resign.






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