OMG.
I just had my twat waxed and the shit is on fucking FIRE! Yeeeowch!
I'd ordered this special pussy shaver and was hoping to have it by now, so I wouldn't need to endure the brazilian again. As it happens, I was so eager will filling out the online order form, that I neglected to put my apartment number. The post office decided it was "undeliverable" and returned it. Thanks a lot, dickheads!
I went to one of those Asian salons.. they really can be hit or miss. Sometimes they do a really awesome brazilian wax on the cheap, other times it's like paying for torture. This was one such occasion. I have never had someone so intent on tormenting my nether regions! The first 15 minutes was fine... usually that's all it takes, if that. But this woman would not stop! "Ten more minutes, just ten more..." Pouring more hot wax, pulling the skin taut and yanking... then she gets out tweezers. At that point, I called it quits. I said, "you know... that HURTS! This is fine! Looks great! I swear!"
Went to Fry's Electronics, walking around with a gap. Ogled the big screen TVs playing Shakira with no sound. She's hot and has a big ass. Played with the digital cameras and considered getting a new one, but settled on what I went for. A printer. I left my other printers in San Francisco so anytime I've needed to print I always had to run to a Kinko's. This one is a multi-function, too. Copy, print, fax, scan. Flatbed. Yes!
Okay, must pack. Leaving to S.F. for Prom weekend! Woot!
I just had my twat waxed and the shit is on fucking FIRE! Yeeeowch!
I'd ordered this special pussy shaver and was hoping to have it by now, so I wouldn't need to endure the brazilian again. As it happens, I was so eager will filling out the online order form, that I neglected to put my apartment number. The post office decided it was "undeliverable" and returned it. Thanks a lot, dickheads!
I went to one of those Asian salons.. they really can be hit or miss. Sometimes they do a really awesome brazilian wax on the cheap, other times it's like paying for torture. This was one such occasion. I have never had someone so intent on tormenting my nether regions! The first 15 minutes was fine... usually that's all it takes, if that. But this woman would not stop! "Ten more minutes, just ten more..." Pouring more hot wax, pulling the skin taut and yanking... then she gets out tweezers. At that point, I called it quits. I said, "you know... that HURTS! This is fine! Looks great! I swear!"
Went to Fry's Electronics, walking around with a gap. Ogled the big screen TVs playing Shakira with no sound. She's hot and has a big ass. Played with the digital cameras and considered getting a new one, but settled on what I went for. A printer. I left my other printers in San Francisco so anytime I've needed to print I always had to run to a Kinko's. This one is a multi-function, too. Copy, print, fax, scan. Flatbed. Yes!
Okay, must pack. Leaving to S.F. for Prom weekend! Woot!
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It was great to see you again last weekend. I'll tell the TCP guys you said hello.