So, I totally thought I was gonna go prowling tonight.
Met up with my friend Victor and headed over to The Rainbow again. I'd just finished munching my dinner when who walks in... Sebastian Bach!! OMFG!! He sat at a table next to ours. Literally, like, three feet away from me! That guy is sooo sexy. So, what do I do? I get up and ruuuuunnnnnn from the dining area out to the patio to my friend Marcie and say, "Sebastian Bach is in there!!! OMG!! He's so HOT!!!"
I'm afraid I've lost my mojo. I feel like a little girl in junior high or something. I just get so damned giddy and I don't know what to do! So, I run away!
Marcie's boy met up with us and we had a few drinks and shot the shit for a bit. Then they took off and I was getting ready to call the night bunked and head home.
Outside of the Rainbow I saw this guy who I always seem to see around town, so I finally said something to him and he took me over to The Roxy for Metal Skool. Shoved us through the crowd and right the fuck in front of the stage just in time to catch the singer, Michael Star, announcing Sebastian Bach and Scott Ian from Anthrax. Ack! I started freaking out screaming and jumping around like a sissy girl. They came to the stage and covered Judas Priest's Living After Midnight. It was so nice to be at the foot of the stage with that lovely man towering over me.
That kid I met a few weeks back, Brett Hellings, also took the stage for a bit and did a couple GNR covers. He is so adorable. It was nice to finally see him on stage.. he has a great voice. Lots of energy, a very charismatic performer.
Jessica Simpson was in the audience and Michael Star went into the crowd to torment her into singing for a bit. I went up to the sound booth and leaned over to get a closer peek at her because he'd been making Jessica Simpson jokes onstage the entire set. I seriously didn't believe it was her at first. But it was. She took a picture of me, which was weird.
Metal Skool closed the show with Twisted Sister's We're Not Gonna take it. Michael Star caught my eye as I was screaming along and smiled at me. That was sweet. That there, is a sexy man, too. And he has a big ass. I swear, if you ever get to see Metal Skool perform... that man in those spandex pants... jumping around, the ass just jiggling like jam. Goddamn!
Anyway, after the show I loitered out front for a minute or two, considering trying to pick something up last minute... but that's just not how I get down, so I called it quits and just took my happy ass home.
But Metal Skool. Fuckin fab way to spend a Monday night.
Met up with my friend Victor and headed over to The Rainbow again. I'd just finished munching my dinner when who walks in... Sebastian Bach!! OMFG!! He sat at a table next to ours. Literally, like, three feet away from me! That guy is sooo sexy. So, what do I do? I get up and ruuuuunnnnnn from the dining area out to the patio to my friend Marcie and say, "Sebastian Bach is in there!!! OMG!! He's so HOT!!!"
I'm afraid I've lost my mojo. I feel like a little girl in junior high or something. I just get so damned giddy and I don't know what to do! So, I run away!
Marcie's boy met up with us and we had a few drinks and shot the shit for a bit. Then they took off and I was getting ready to call the night bunked and head home.
Outside of the Rainbow I saw this guy who I always seem to see around town, so I finally said something to him and he took me over to The Roxy for Metal Skool. Shoved us through the crowd and right the fuck in front of the stage just in time to catch the singer, Michael Star, announcing Sebastian Bach and Scott Ian from Anthrax. Ack! I started freaking out screaming and jumping around like a sissy girl. They came to the stage and covered Judas Priest's Living After Midnight. It was so nice to be at the foot of the stage with that lovely man towering over me.
That kid I met a few weeks back, Brett Hellings, also took the stage for a bit and did a couple GNR covers. He is so adorable. It was nice to finally see him on stage.. he has a great voice. Lots of energy, a very charismatic performer.
Jessica Simpson was in the audience and Michael Star went into the crowd to torment her into singing for a bit. I went up to the sound booth and leaned over to get a closer peek at her because he'd been making Jessica Simpson jokes onstage the entire set. I seriously didn't believe it was her at first. But it was. She took a picture of me, which was weird.
Metal Skool closed the show with Twisted Sister's We're Not Gonna take it. Michael Star caught my eye as I was screaming along and smiled at me. That was sweet. That there, is a sexy man, too. And he has a big ass. I swear, if you ever get to see Metal Skool perform... that man in those spandex pants... jumping around, the ass just jiggling like jam. Goddamn!
Anyway, after the show I loitered out front for a minute or two, considering trying to pick something up last minute... but that's just not how I get down, so I called it quits and just took my happy ass home.
But Metal Skool. Fuckin fab way to spend a Monday night.
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In terms of an objective opinion, I'd say the chances of you losing your mojo are slim.
i only have a few moments..but..mojo ain't something you loose, it's something you choose to loose...you want yer mojo back..?..it's right there, you just have to choose to take it...that's my feeling about it anyway...anywho...gotta go...cheers and lipstick smears..meow..