Bwaaahhh! My mom is weird. I called to talk to my brother and she answered his cell phone like, "Huh? Oh, he's in the shower." So I tell her to lemme just call back and leave a message. I call back and she answers, "Hello? He's still in the bathroom". Uh, duh! You're supposed to let me leave a message? 
Perhaps that's where I get it.
My sister and I were eating Chinese food the other night and I swear she mumbled, "Thanks to the grub god" before she started eating. Then she looks at me and says, "Do you believe in god?" I considered her question for a moment and replied, "Yeah. Uh, I guess. The grub god?" She gives me the most incredulous look and says, "WHAT??" I kinda shift in my seat and say, "Well, yeah? Isn't that what you said? 'Thanks to the grub god?'" I get an even wider-eyed look and she says, "NO!" Oh. Then we both just burst in to laughter... I never did figure out what she really did say.
The night before my mom made some string beans and had them cooling on the stove with the lid on top. I went to grab the lid and it burnt my hand. I screamed, "Ouch! That's hot!" My mom says, "Well, yeah! I just turned it off!" And I say, "But I grabbed it with my bare hands! " Then I arrange my hands like claws and exclaim,"I have BEAR HANDS!! Rwwwwrarrrrr!!!!" My brother comes into the kitchen just in time to catch that last bit and says, "WHAT?" My mom tries to explain to him what I'm doing running around with my "bear hands" and growling. He just gives me this look like
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While my brother and I were at a music center I started checking out microphones. The sales clerk was asking me what I wanted one for. I told him that I need it for karaoke because I prefer to bring my own mic. I approach him and lower my voice to say, "I like to sing really close to the mic and everyone else lips it, too. Gross!"
New York next Thursday! Woo hoo! I'm excited. I'll be meeting up with infinitelykaty and mrkoyen for what I'm hoping will develop into insanity and raucousness because that's just the level on which my life force vibrates fiercest!
Tomorrow I'm off to San Francisco. I get to pop by my theater and hang out. Then, Saturday I'm off to Oakland to finally consult with my tattoo artist.
But, right now my brother just called to say my Nate Adams Exclusives just arrived. Earlier today I kept opening the front door and screaming, "NATE!!!! Where are yoooouu!!!!", so I think my brother is glad I can put a rest to those antics. I'l have to document the unveiling with my digicam.
Oh, I dyed my locs maroon last night. And they don't look like flaming hot cheetos.
Perhaps that's where I get it.
My sister and I were eating Chinese food the other night and I swear she mumbled, "Thanks to the grub god" before she started eating. Then she looks at me and says, "Do you believe in god?" I considered her question for a moment and replied, "Yeah. Uh, I guess. The grub god?" She gives me the most incredulous look and says, "WHAT??" I kinda shift in my seat and say, "Well, yeah? Isn't that what you said? 'Thanks to the grub god?'" I get an even wider-eyed look and she says, "NO!" Oh. Then we both just burst in to laughter... I never did figure out what she really did say.
The night before my mom made some string beans and had them cooling on the stove with the lid on top. I went to grab the lid and it burnt my hand. I screamed, "Ouch! That's hot!" My mom says, "Well, yeah! I just turned it off!" And I say, "But I grabbed it with my bare hands! " Then I arrange my hands like claws and exclaim,"I have BEAR HANDS!! Rwwwwrarrrrr!!!!" My brother comes into the kitchen just in time to catch that last bit and says, "WHAT?" My mom tries to explain to him what I'm doing running around with my "bear hands" and growling. He just gives me this look like
.
While my brother and I were at a music center I started checking out microphones. The sales clerk was asking me what I wanted one for. I told him that I need it for karaoke because I prefer to bring my own mic. I approach him and lower my voice to say, "I like to sing really close to the mic and everyone else lips it, too. Gross!"
New York next Thursday! Woo hoo! I'm excited. I'll be meeting up with infinitelykaty and mrkoyen for what I'm hoping will develop into insanity and raucousness because that's just the level on which my life force vibrates fiercest!
Tomorrow I'm off to San Francisco. I get to pop by my theater and hang out. Then, Saturday I'm off to Oakland to finally consult with my tattoo artist.
But, right now my brother just called to say my Nate Adams Exclusives just arrived. Earlier today I kept opening the front door and screaming, "NATE!!!! Where are yoooouu!!!!", so I think my brother is glad I can put a rest to those antics. I'l have to document the unveiling with my digicam.
Oh, I dyed my locs maroon last night. And they don't look like flaming hot cheetos.
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Maroon hair...hot.
I'm going to go induce a crayon box to vomit on my head.