I haven't felt much like updating in awhile. I've been super busy and a little depressed. I have so much going on right now and it should be exciting but it's just making me sick.
Today I bought Tiger a new collar because he ripped his old one off. He wrestled and scratched me while I put it on him, but afterwards I treated him to gourmet cat food, cat nip and a new toy. So, he's happy as shit right now running up and down the hallway... jingling back and forth. Thank goodness. It was terrifying having that sneaky little boy running around without a bell on. I never had any idea where he was or when he was going to fly at my face next. Not that that matters much.
So, I was at SFO checking in for my flight to LA a couple weeks ago. Of course I get pulled aside for secondary screening (I really need to stop puchasing my tickets at the airport counters), they put me in the "corral" - their word, not mine - all alone, and pull it shut. Right after the security takes my bags across the room and starts to swab my items I hear, "BREACH!!! BREACH!!! BREACH!!!" and all the clerks start to scatter, securing the area. People running in every direction and I'm trapped in the corral, all alone, wide-eyed and terrified. Then, "Attention passengers! This is ONLY a drill!!" Jeez! Couldn't someone warn us they would be doing this drills? I was absolutely shaking! My heart was pounding. I nearly fell over! Most frightening thing I've every experienced - at an airport anyway. Tell you what, if I were a true American I would so be suing!
Hmmm.... The Lusty Lady Holiday Party went well last night. I had a great time, met some great people and it was really nice to chat with my customers "outside of the box". It was also nice to meet customers who had heard of me but never got to see me perform at the theater. I behaved raucously - but if you're anyone who knows me then you know there is no other way for me to behave.
It was a lot of fun to be able to do lapdances, since that isn't something the Lusty Lady usually offers. I really appreciated the enthusiasm on the customers side. I did a lot of improptu stripping, dry humping, fake fucking.... All my usual fair, but it was an extra special occassion. 
A big surprise to me was an appearance of The Extra Action Marching Band! I was super excited and danced my ass off right in the middle of them - ducking trombones and tubas. 
Simone De La Getto of Harlem Shake Burlesque also made a special appearance. I LOVED her performance and will have to make it to see her troupe perform soon.
I'm very sad this is my last day working at The Lusty Lady for a couple months, until I get things situated after my move to L.A.
I love that place. I love my co-workers. I can't wait until I can come back. I love San Francisco. This is my home.
Okay. Time to get packing. And find my makeup. I knew when I bought it I would lose it again. $145.00 worth of this shit, too.
Today I bought Tiger a new collar because he ripped his old one off. He wrestled and scratched me while I put it on him, but afterwards I treated him to gourmet cat food, cat nip and a new toy. So, he's happy as shit right now running up and down the hallway... jingling back and forth. Thank goodness. It was terrifying having that sneaky little boy running around without a bell on. I never had any idea where he was or when he was going to fly at my face next. Not that that matters much.
So, I was at SFO checking in for my flight to LA a couple weeks ago. Of course I get pulled aside for secondary screening (I really need to stop puchasing my tickets at the airport counters), they put me in the "corral" - their word, not mine - all alone, and pull it shut. Right after the security takes my bags across the room and starts to swab my items I hear, "BREACH!!! BREACH!!! BREACH!!!" and all the clerks start to scatter, securing the area. People running in every direction and I'm trapped in the corral, all alone, wide-eyed and terrified. Then, "Attention passengers! This is ONLY a drill!!" Jeez! Couldn't someone warn us they would be doing this drills? I was absolutely shaking! My heart was pounding. I nearly fell over! Most frightening thing I've every experienced - at an airport anyway. Tell you what, if I were a true American I would so be suing!
Hmmm.... The Lusty Lady Holiday Party went well last night. I had a great time, met some great people and it was really nice to chat with my customers "outside of the box". It was also nice to meet customers who had heard of me but never got to see me perform at the theater. I behaved raucously - but if you're anyone who knows me then you know there is no other way for me to behave.
It was a lot of fun to be able to do lapdances, since that isn't something the Lusty Lady usually offers. I really appreciated the enthusiasm on the customers side. I did a lot of improptu stripping, dry humping, fake fucking.... All my usual fair, but it was an extra special occassion. A big surprise to me was an appearance of The Extra Action Marching Band! I was super excited and danced my ass off right in the middle of them - ducking trombones and tubas. Simone De La Getto of Harlem Shake Burlesque also made a special appearance. I LOVED her performance and will have to make it to see her troupe perform soon.
I'm very sad this is my last day working at The Lusty Lady for a couple months, until I get things situated after my move to L.A.
I love that place. I love my co-workers. I can't wait until I can come back. I love San Francisco. This is my home.
Okay. Time to get packing. And find my makeup. I knew when I bought it I would lose it again. $145.00 worth of this shit, too.
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