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So, I totally brought my camera on my little trip, but I forgot to take any pictures. I finally merembered as I was on the plane runway getting ready to taxi out and snapped a few pics from the window. Thankfully, there is Seanbaby. All he ever does is pose and take pictures of stuff. If he weren't an Outrageous Funnyman, he would probably be a photog for one of those celebrity gossip mags. Or some really twisted model? Like Zoolander?

Here is a picture of me licking a Klingon bitch:

My tongue is blue from sneaking sips of Mr. Baby's ricockulously huge cocktail. I think it was served in a fishbowl.

Home alone. Friday night. I am drinking wine and I will probably masturbate. I'm still horny! I swear, the only time I stop is because I'm too sore to continue. Either that or I am :menstruation: .

I screwed up my naked job today. I thought I was to work 11 tonight, but it was 11 this morning. Hell, I don't even get out of bed until then. So, now I have nothing to do.

But last night I worked. It was fun! They played FOUR Tori Amos songs! And Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal. I was so stoked, I even attempted a backwards moonwalk.. in 7 inch heels. It looked beyond ridiculous... I mean, just imagine me, bare ass naked in nothing but boy gym socks pulled up to my knees and 7 inch heels trying to moonwalk! The other girls started laughing and backing as far away from me as they could get. Then we pulled a train. Picture four naked girls, crouched on the floor, humping in a row. Yum!

But I really wish that I could have a cock. Just for a day. I want to know how it feels for a warm wet hole to contract against me. If I ever meet a genie in a bottle, that will be my first wish. Then I will wish for more wishes.

Okay, time to get off!