So, last night at my naked job they played this mash up of Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit and Michael Jackson's Bille Jean. I say, "Well, I can't very well do the frontwards moonwalk to this, can I? Aww, fuck it! FRONTWARDS MOONWALK!!!" Then I grab the pole and start scooting around it on the fronts of my 7 inch heels, much to everyone's amusement.
Dancing naked behind plexiglass in high heels shoes hasn't gotten to me just yet. I can't say the same for some of my co-workers. One gal, while riding in a car came to a stop light, she notices a guy in the car next to her checking her out. Immediately she grabs her boobs and starts rubbing them with a "fuck me" look in her eyes. Heh. That'll be the day when I start to think I need to fondle myself everytime a man looks at me. Oops... wait a sec.
It's Halloween! I have no plans. I was supposed to go to L.A. and see my friend's band play, but I'm not sure what's up with that. I'm heading out that way in a couple days, anyway. I have to be up early tomorrow, too. There's so much crap I need to do that I've been putting off.
Hey! Tomorrow is the first day of National Novel Writing Month!
Hmmm... time to finish laundry. Boring.
Dancing naked behind plexiglass in high heels shoes hasn't gotten to me just yet. I can't say the same for some of my co-workers. One gal, while riding in a car came to a stop light, she notices a guy in the car next to her checking her out. Immediately she grabs her boobs and starts rubbing them with a "fuck me" look in her eyes. Heh. That'll be the day when I start to think I need to fondle myself everytime a man looks at me. Oops... wait a sec.
It's Halloween! I have no plans. I was supposed to go to L.A. and see my friend's band play, but I'm not sure what's up with that. I'm heading out that way in a couple days, anyway. I have to be up early tomorrow, too. There's so much crap I need to do that I've been putting off.
Hey! Tomorrow is the first day of National Novel Writing Month!
Hmmm... time to finish laundry. Boring.
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erich:
You're in NaNo? Awesome!!! I'm the North Bay ML! I'll have to invite you to one of our Write-Ins!