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From The Bad Girl's Guide to The Open Road:

If you've been drinking and have an open bottle of hard liquor in the car, you're already in deep shit. So what do you really have to lose? Immediately get out of the car carrying the bottle of Jack Daniels or whatever. Keep both hands in the air so the cop can see that you don't have a gun. Then, standing right in front of the patrol car in the light from the headlights, begin to guzzle the contents of the bottle. Surprise is on your side, but you must act quickly for this to work. If the officer sees you getting drunk before his very eyes, it will be difficult if not impossible for him to prove that you were drunk while operating the car. This is a ballsy move, but it hinges on the law, not logic.

ROTFLMAO!!

I got into all the classes I wanted for the semester!! Yay! Plus, I met some really great people. I'm excited to start school.

Tiger_Liger is here. He wanted to join his brothers, moog_meow and casio_meow

She saved me so many times with this song in what seems like so many years ago:

And your hands are really shakin' somethin' awful
As you light your twenty-seventh cigarette
Oh, how long have you been sittin' in the darkness
You forget...

Oh, you know you're gettin' really hard to be with
And you're cryin' every time you turn around
And you wonder why you cannot pick your head up
Off the ground...

Oh, my crazy baby
Try to hold on tight
Oh, my crazy baby
Don't put out the light...

And they look at you like they don't speak your language
And you're living at the bottom of a well
And you've swallowed all the awful bloody secrets
But you can't tell...

Oh, you know you ought to get yourself together
But you cannot bear to walk outside your door
No, you cannot bear to look into the mirror
Anymore...

I can't wait to see her when she comes through The City next month!!