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Monday Aug 02, 2004

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Noooooooooooo!!!!!

I don't wanna be awake!!! ::pout::

I swear, I live in a fucking frat house. Except, none of us go to college.

So, it's 2:45 a.m., and I hear housemate Vince and one of his friends giggling outside my door, and he's yelling, "Hey! Wake up!! Get up get up!!! Are you up!!!??? Answer the door! You have to! There's a naked guy outside!! C'mon! Answer the door!!!"

I'm all fuckin' groggy, like, "Vinnie? What? NO! I don't have any clothes on! I'm not opening the door for some naked guy!!" So, he says, "No, it's okay! It's okay! Just answer it!!"

So, my tired ass gets out of bed in nothing but a teeny tank top and answer the door. Sure enough, there is a boy, in nothing but a t-shirt, standing outside, covering his weewee with his hands. He's one of Vinnie's friends that was over here last night.

"Get in here! What are you doing without any pants!! Vinnie!! Where are his clothes???!!! What the hell is going on?? Why doesn't this guy have any pants???!!"

Vinnie and his friend are no help.. they're laughing uncontrollably. The naked guy isn't any help.. fucking guy is stumbling drunk and only says, "Give me pants. Where are my pants? Go get my pants". I'm tired and give up trying to sort out the ridiculousness and just go back to bed.

That was the beginning of my day. Happy Monday to you, too.

surreal

edit//

I am at work. I'm bored!

Hey!! I put my Amazon wishlist in my profile. One of my friends looked at it and said, "Hmmm.. you want a lot of weird things". LOL. I hadn't checked my wishlist for awhile, but when I went through it I noticed I had managed purchase around 10 things that I'd had on it. So, I don't have to wish for those anymore!! And then a lot of things I wanted were discontinued or unavailable. ::pout::

Okay, back to work before I get caught.

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VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
slaughtervein:
You have some interesting roommates. The party never ends at Sita's Crib, does it? Anyways, hope you have a great day today my friend. Right on.
Aug 2, 2004
varzadium:
Ok, ok. I admit it. I was the drunk, naked guy at your door. biggrin
Aug 2, 2004

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