Okaaaaaaaaaaay. Like, all this work I'm doing is totally fucking up my drinking schedule. Dammit.
I have to pull an 11:00p.m. to 3 a.m. tonight, then be back at the office at 8:30a.m. I'm going to propping my fucking eyelids open with paper clips.
Ugh.
At least my night jobs are fun. I love being a cocktail waitress at a titty bar. I get to see naked chicks all night, sling drinks and flirt with all the boys.
The only thing I hate is the down time. When the club first opens I have to go out front with the door guy and bring people in. I'm out there in my sneakers and a skirt harrassing people as they walk by the club, "Hey guys!! Come in and plaaaaaaay with US!!", or, "Titties and beer! Titties and beer!!!" 
Anyway, I seriously need to get in a nap so I can feel somewhat rested for my shift tonight.
Cha!
I have to pull an 11:00p.m. to 3 a.m. tonight, then be back at the office at 8:30a.m. I'm going to propping my fucking eyelids open with paper clips.
Ugh.
At least my night jobs are fun. I love being a cocktail waitress at a titty bar. I get to see naked chicks all night, sling drinks and flirt with all the boys.
The only thing I hate is the down time. When the club first opens I have to go out front with the door guy and bring people in. I'm out there in my sneakers and a skirt harrassing people as they walk by the club, "Hey guys!! Come in and plaaaaaaay with US!!", or, "Titties and beer! Titties and beer!!!"
Anyway, I seriously need to get in a nap so I can feel somewhat rested for my shift tonight.
Cha!
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thatmikeguy:
can't do it -- you are only allowed to look hot in your profile pic if you're a girl 
narcissus:
What bar is this? Eh, I shouldn't even bother asking, my b/f would kill me if I went!! 