Ugh. I've been in hyper extreme party mode for the past.. well, I've been drunk, so I'm actually not sure how long.
My system told me no more and now I am sick. Stuffy, coughy, sneezy. All that. I went for days on only beer, cigarettes and anything off of the 7-11 hot dog machine. No wonder I feel like hell.
But, today I bought dresses. Big, poufy, bright stupid color dresses to wear. They were on sale for only five dollars. I rarely wear dresses, but they are my new favorite thing. The tackier the better!
I'm supposed to go meet up with my friend Hot Tub at the titty bar in a few. Then I'm gonna drag my happy ass home and take some Theraflu.
My system told me no more and now I am sick. Stuffy, coughy, sneezy. All that. I went for days on only beer, cigarettes and anything off of the 7-11 hot dog machine. No wonder I feel like hell.
But, today I bought dresses. Big, poufy, bright stupid color dresses to wear. They were on sale for only five dollars. I rarely wear dresses, but they are my new favorite thing. The tackier the better!
I'm supposed to go meet up with my friend Hot Tub at the titty bar in a few. Then I'm gonna drag my happy ass home and take some Theraflu.
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Um, that isn't a stab at the guys i have been with and their size.. uh... ha.. haha.