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If you ever encounter me while I'm drunk, this, too could happen to you:

Especially if you look like you'll tahyste great!

Also, this is how I look in person:


Thank god for Photoshop, so I can at least look hot for the internet!!

Kidding. But, I've decided I will no longer smile and be pretty for the camera- unless you give me beer first.

I really do need my own digicam. The only pictures I ever seem to have are the ones I snag from Seanbaby.

It's been pointed out to me on a few occassions by as many different people that I never seem as completely ripped as I am when I'm drunk. Last night my roommate was like, "Hey! What's wrong with your eyes?" I was like, "Oh. I just have on make up." and he says, "No, your eyes. Did you do drugs??" And I tell him, "What? No, I'm fuckin' drunk!" LOL. He told me I didn't seem very drunk. Weird.

Anyway, I had a great day at work! The phones went down so I got to spend most of the day playing video games and napping.

Anyhoo, I must be off now. Going to catch some dinner and Napoleon Dynamite!