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Today I found out that litter is not flushable. I think I probably knew that from before- but I relearned it today.

I love how I can tell a guy will be sexy just from seeing the back of his head. Well, okay, sometimes I'm horribly mistaken. But, thank Goddess for doggystyle!!!

I have too much coffee and too many cigarettes today. I need sustenance.

Surefire way to get your ass kicked out of my little black book? Try a booty call at 2:47 a.m. WTF???

Today I've been trying to teach myself how to put on make up again. I next to never wear the shit and I get it all over the place. I'm wearing make up right now and I'm practicing not rubbing my eyes. Everytime I put it on it ends up all over my hands because I rub my eyes so much.

I need to go clothes shopping. I HATE spending money on clothes and shoes. HATE it. But the inner thigh holes in my favorite pair of jeans are getting bigger. I'm now exposing under ass flesh. The only reason I know this is because at work I would turn around and find co-workers quickly averting their eyes. Finally, I went to the bathroom to see what the big deal was. Heh. Oops. This is how closely I pay attention to the threads that I wear. I have to get strange looks before I even think to notice.