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He's such a fuckin' badass! I'm sitting here eating sunflower seeds and discarding the shells in my wastebasket. He shoves his head in the basket, pulls out a shell and eats it. I yanked him up and tried to get it back.... GONE. You'd think I was starving him. Sheesh!

I kinda got a job as a barback at this club. I might start tonight or tomorrow. The owner isn't sure. She says she'll call me by 10:00. Hmmmm....

Tomorrow is Anabel's birthday party. I'm excited to meet her. She's supercute! I wonder what I should bring her. I tried to get her an oversized candy cock on a stick and all the porn stores I went to were out of it! Even the gay one!! I figured if she doesn't like cock, then maybe she like candy. But, hopefully she would like them both! Awww, nuts. Now I hasta find something else anyway.

Well.. now that I'm in limbo waiting to see if I get to work tonight. I'm not quite sure what to do with myself. Housemate is going out for pitchers. I'd love to join, but if I get to work, I suppose I should be sober on my first day.

I want naughtyfuntime! I want wickednastybadness. Too bad I'm :menstruation: Blah. Always happens that way. I'm an insanely horny person to begin with, but it's always even worser with Dirty Diana. Or, when I'm drunk.

Hmmm. I think I'll go diddle.

Cha!