I love my little boy. But, sometimes he can get to be a bit much. Like, tonight while I was cooking dinner, he's attached to my pant leg like a chunk of ouchy velcro while I'm moving about the kitchen from the sink to the stove to the microwave. Constantly jumping and climbing up me.
The worse is if I want to bathe or take a shower. He's getting better, but before he would just stand outside the door and scream the entire time. As soon as I come out and dry my legs, there he goes with the jumping and climbing again.
Or right now. He's sitting on my lap nibbling my wrists while I type this.
I've been trying to use the water bottle with some lavender oil to train him. But, I just can't bear to squirt him with the water. He already gets flinchy when he sees me reach for it. It breaks my heart to see that look on hims face!
And besides, it's not like he has his real mom or any brothers or sisters to rough house with. So, he can rough house with me all he wants! 
It's just my housemates I feel sorry for. We moved my comp into my room to make space for the darkroom, so if anyone wants to use the PC they come in here. And if you sit in the chair at the PC, you're going to get jumped on by my baby. And, it's only because I allow it. I know.
I'm turning into one of those cat people I never thought I would be. Today I was shopping for some more food for him and I swear... I don't scruitinize the label half a close on shit I eat as I do for him. And at the register I'm going on and on yammering at the clerk all about my little wonderful boy. I didn't even notice until he starts to raise his eyebrow at me and says, "Hmmm... you have a lot of concern for your cat." lol.
I haven't even hung up my laundry because he likes to sleep in it while I'm away.
What I would like to do this evening is have a beer and read a book. My housemate has a copy of Chuck Palahniuk's Diary that I haven't yet read. Shame shame.
And maybe one of my housemates will come home and distract my baby Tiger long enough for me to have a hot soak in the tub.
P.S. There's an ANAL SEX group. (!!!!)
P.P.S. Housemate just brought home an unlegit copy of Fahrenheit 9/11. BONG!!!
The worse is if I want to bathe or take a shower. He's getting better, but before he would just stand outside the door and scream the entire time. As soon as I come out and dry my legs, there he goes with the jumping and climbing again.
Or right now. He's sitting on my lap nibbling my wrists while I type this.
I've been trying to use the water bottle with some lavender oil to train him. But, I just can't bear to squirt him with the water. He already gets flinchy when he sees me reach for it. It breaks my heart to see that look on hims face!
And besides, it's not like he has his real mom or any brothers or sisters to rough house with. So, he can rough house with me all he wants!
It's just my housemates I feel sorry for. We moved my comp into my room to make space for the darkroom, so if anyone wants to use the PC they come in here. And if you sit in the chair at the PC, you're going to get jumped on by my baby. And, it's only because I allow it. I know.
I'm turning into one of those cat people I never thought I would be. Today I was shopping for some more food for him and I swear... I don't scruitinize the label half a close on shit I eat as I do for him. And at the register I'm going on and on yammering at the clerk all about my little wonderful boy. I didn't even notice until he starts to raise his eyebrow at me and says, "Hmmm... you have a lot of concern for your cat." lol.
I haven't even hung up my laundry because he likes to sleep in it while I'm away.
What I would like to do this evening is have a beer and read a book. My housemate has a copy of Chuck Palahniuk's Diary that I haven't yet read. Shame shame.
And maybe one of my housemates will come home and distract my baby Tiger long enough for me to have a hot soak in the tub.
P.S. There's an ANAL SEX group. (!!!!)
P.P.S. Housemate just brought home an unlegit copy of Fahrenheit 9/11. BONG!!!
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HAHAHAH!
people seem to enjoy this so far. maybe i'll do it with more children's books. even though it's probably a huge copyright infringement. hehe.