Holy fuck I got so smashed last night. LOL. Should not drink alone. I passed out somewhere past 3a.m. and got up at 6:15a.m. for work. Didn't have to be there until 8:30 a.m., but I was in such a crabby ass mood I couldn't go back to sleep. All this little insignificant shit has just been pickin' at me and it was starting to turn into one big deal. Then I remembered to do my morning journalling and I just poured it into that. I was still excessively annoyed, but fuck if it's gonna ruin my day! Got up, had some coffee and welcomed the day and the sunshine!
I felt so sick at work. I brought carrots and a banana to snack on and had a smoothie for lunch. I went to work dressed for comfort and nothing else. Sporting flip-flops and baggy pants... One of my co-workers told me the least I could do is go to Payless Shoes Source and buy something more appropriate for work... Heh. Well, for your F.Y.I. - it just so happens I wish I were in Hawaii right now! I wish I could be barefoot right now! Dancing on black sand beaches, drinking tropical drinks, eating only backyard smoked suckling piggies and poi and sashimi! But I'm not. It's sunny outside and I'm here in this office on a summer Tuesday. The closest thing I have to Hawaii is my ABC Store SURFAH slippahs and a damned ass Odwalla drink.
Of course I didn't say any of that. I prolly just smiled and giggled.
Today is my Ms. Chile's birthday. My housemates and I got her a nice portfolio for toting and showing her photos. She was happy. One of boy housemates was dictating the card to me. Apparently he was speaking Spanish and telling me to write "Happy Birthday", well, to me it sounded like, "Bone any of us here". And that is what I wrote, much to everyone's amusement. We all know where my mind is at.
She also got flowers, wine and cigarettes from an admirer boy we went dancing with on Saturday. Ack! I'm so envious. Why can't I get boys like that? I need a foreign accent, dammit. Or, maybe should spend some time in Ireland. I do make out well with the Irish boys. Seriously. The Ireland Irish ones.
Though, I don't really understand much of what they say - 'specially when they're drinkin'.
Tomorrow is HUMPDAY! Woot!! I need to start making arrangements for that. Today.
Cha!
I felt so sick at work. I brought carrots and a banana to snack on and had a smoothie for lunch. I went to work dressed for comfort and nothing else. Sporting flip-flops and baggy pants... One of my co-workers told me the least I could do is go to Payless Shoes Source and buy something more appropriate for work... Heh. Well, for your F.Y.I. - it just so happens I wish I were in Hawaii right now! I wish I could be barefoot right now! Dancing on black sand beaches, drinking tropical drinks, eating only backyard smoked suckling piggies and poi and sashimi! But I'm not. It's sunny outside and I'm here in this office on a summer Tuesday. The closest thing I have to Hawaii is my ABC Store SURFAH slippahs and a damned ass Odwalla drink.
Of course I didn't say any of that. I prolly just smiled and giggled.
Today is my Ms. Chile's birthday. My housemates and I got her a nice portfolio for toting and showing her photos. She was happy. One of boy housemates was dictating the card to me. Apparently he was speaking Spanish and telling me to write "Happy Birthday", well, to me it sounded like, "Bone any of us here". And that is what I wrote, much to everyone's amusement. We all know where my mind is at.
She also got flowers, wine and cigarettes from an admirer boy we went dancing with on Saturday. Ack! I'm so envious. Why can't I get boys like that? I need a foreign accent, dammit. Or, maybe should spend some time in Ireland. I do make out well with the Irish boys. Seriously. The Ireland Irish ones.
Though, I don't really understand much of what they say - 'specially when they're drinkin'.
Tomorrow is HUMPDAY! Woot!! I need to start making arrangements for that. Today.
Cha!
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theraccoon:
Good luck on humpday. ABC stores are the shit. I lived in hawaii for a while when I was a kid. There sometimes two or more ABC stores on the same block. Bananas and carrots and radishes and zuchini and apples.
shango:
So you enjoy some drinks, huh? Two questions: which is your favorite drink and could a brotha with a Sita jones buy you a few sometime? thenagain, if you want to buy me one, I do love the hell outa my straight tequilla ..i'm certainly no irish lad, but I am a blast when I put a couple of quality shots in me. .. anejo please 