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So....

Fuck. The phone here hasn't rung in forever. I'm temping at one of those corporate alterna-rock radio stations right now.

::spooge spooge::

The bar where I work is mostly old blue collar men that come in. Older, rather. 50's +. Anyhoo, so last night they were getting sloshed and going on about masturbating.. talking about everything from warm towels and vaseline.. vibrating plastic pussies.... And a couple very odd techniques - one involving a banana tree (WTF???) And another with a wingless fly. Uggh! But I was laughing my ass off!

Then they start talking about American history, and one of the guys starts saying that the first President was Chinese, because WA SHING TON sounds Chinese. ROTFLMAO. The other guy was so drunk, he was like, "Really?? I need to look that up in the history books!!" Just totally had him going. George Washington. WA SHING TON!!!

Eh.

Fuck 'em all
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Fucking temp agency. I don't know why I bother, my money gets fucked with SO much. And it's not ever that fucking much. Rawr! Now they claim they don't have one of my fucking time cards and want ME to go chase the fucker down. RIGHT NOW!! lol...

Fuck 'em all

I told them it wasn't for that many hours so, really, it's not worth my effort to go to the trouble. LOL. I don't think they'll be giving moi any more assignments.

I can't keep being dicked around.