sistergrim

Have I mentioned I love my job? This girl I work with was talking about this pink helmet she has. A pink barbie helmet that she uses to "jump out of cars and stuff" (she tells me this like it's completely normal and merely a side note). Anyway, her boyfriend was over, and I guess they were going to go out somewhere, and she went and put on the pink barbie helmet and a life jacket. She then asked if he would like to see her "new moves", and did a little of the robot, and a little moonwalk. As she tells me this story, she's demonstrating in the store. I'm rolling over laughing. Why don't more people like this exist, oh my god.

My cat is sick or something. One of his cheeks is 4 times its normal size. He's been crying for days and we just noticed this today. It looks and feels like he's storing food there or something. I don't know what it is. I hope hope hope my Oliver is okay, he's the coolest cat ever.

Random memory: my whole family was at a big amusement park, and we were using those silly radios that lots of people have. So there were other families on the channel we were using and it was annoying. My brother in law, who is a cop, decides he should sound all cop-like and announce that this channel is for park security, and could everyone please use a different channel. Some mom and kid sounded all panicked and quickly decided on another channel. After that, it was just us for quite a while. It was fun.