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sissy

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<pre>
wanted: girlfriend

we must live on the same planet, preferably within a 50 minute drive
standard female genitals preferred
attachments a plus
versatility is important
breast size is not important, though the shape must intrigue me
most shapes do
must read books
should like most colors
must have the ability to carry heavy loads
life is heavy
must be able to laugh during sex
should be willing to hold hands in public
all size scars accepted
please include a list of things that enchant you
applicants should know what they want, but be open to adjustments
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sorrowsjoy:
LOL that is an impressive and articulate list you have there but alas I already lose since I'm in southern Cali lol--Good luck in your hunt I have no doubt you'll find yourself a beatiful catch as you are definitely one yourself kiss --Take care beautiful

Alexis
Nov 8, 2005

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