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Westchestersonville, IA

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Thursday Apr 29, 2004

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There's way too much technology in bathrooms. Everything's hands off for minimal germ transfer. Auto-flush, auto-paper dispenser, auto-faucets and auto-lights. Now this light thing sucks.

I don't so much mind the lights coming on after I enter the room, but the turning off part sucks. They must have been programmed by ex-Navy SEALS. "You have 45 seconds to do your business, soldier. After that, lights out."

Fast forward to me, sitting in the dark, hoping someone comes in to trigger the lights. After waiting a while, I decide to just get up and run to the sensor real quick with my pants dragging around my ankles. Of course, someone comes in then. They're just staring at me and I say hey and run back to my stall with my pants still around my ankles.

Hilarious, but I'd kinda like a revisit to old fashioned light switches.
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i will be visiting a friend!!!!
May 7, 2004
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well hello good sir.

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