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Tuesday Mar 02, 2004

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Well, lemme tell ya a story about a cat named Bill
Poor country pussy couldn't keep his tummy filled
Then one day he was strumming on his tongue
And then came the money rollin' in by the ton

Royalties, that is. Greenbacks. Moolah-moolah.

Well, the next thing ya know ol' Bill's a billionaire
Kinfolk said, "Bill, move away from there."
Said, "Californee's the place for nuts like you,"
So he folded up his tongue and moved to Malibu.

.....Can't....Stop.....Singing.....
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
krim:
noooooooooo the insanity must stop! BLEH! lol....

never heard of eXcalibur or don't you sliver

Quest for camelot
Mar 3, 2004
fentopal:
O - Ransom
Mar 4, 2004

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