Thursday Feb 12, 2004

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Man I can't get enough of these guys. I devised, not so cleverly, my second greatest answering machine message today.

This is my phone.
This is my an-swering ma-chine.
This is my answeringmachine,
So leave a message.

Gall durnit, spongemonkeys rock.

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