sirravennekros

Last evening, the evening of the 15th, I was turning into the parking lot of a poolhouse out near where I live. The rain was rather heavy, it was dark, and cars aplenty were driving towards me with brights on. Due to this, and the plum idiocy of me, I missed the entrance to the establishment, and instead ran over the curb. There was a two foot drop on the other side of the curb.
The result?
I broke the cradle on the lower front end of my car, fractured 6 bolts in the transmission and engine, fucked up my alignment and shocks, locked my seatbelt, and dropped my engine block to a comfortable resting position of right the fuck on top of the frame.
Luckily for me, since I'm paying 200 fucking bucks a month mind you, I have full coverage.
So instead of the 3k dollars it's gonna cost to fix it, I only gotta pay 500.
Oh and probably pay an additional three thousand dollars over the next three years in increased insurance rates. Forgot that part, how silly of me.
So my beautiful car, on which I still owe 11k... the one where I put every one of the 23k miles on it that are on it... that very same car... has been royally fucked in the anus. Without lube.
Oh yeah, and I got my wallet fucked at the same time, no extra charge.

Why if my personal life wasn't so grand, I might be a tad upset...
Oh wait.

I'm gonna go beat my head against the wall till one of them gives.