Lately I've been thinking... I really like boobs and I'm not afraid to admit it. 
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When my cousin Sara was born, she was the tiniest baby I had ever seen. Only about 6lbs and some change. When I saw her for the first time I was just in awe...
Me "Wow! What do you feed a baby this small?"
Aunt "Booboos."
Me (Amazed) "Wow."
I was 19 years old at the time and I totally forgot that babies drink from...
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Me "Wow! What do you feed a baby this small?"
Aunt "Booboos."
Me (Amazed) "Wow."
I was 19 years old at the time and I totally forgot that babies drink from...
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morgan:
I do the same thing, I let people slowly discover how fuggin' crazy I am! Though it's also fun to make it a complete and total surprise!
dujour:
hrmm Beer at MCD's. I bet its gross. Knowing that restaurant. They have pizzas in canadas. It's weird what they will have around different places.
Ask me about my sympathetic pregnancy. 
testykitten:
dont you get kicked out of the military for that?
testykitten:
well thank heavens for that!! so what about this pregnancy?
For those who have never gone to war...
... it fucking sucks.
Now I'll admit, I had done four years in the Army and got out right after 9/11 happened. I contemplated staying in at the time, but my family and friends were adament about me getting out seeing as how I was already accepted at the local community college and already had all my...
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... it fucking sucks.
Now I'll admit, I had done four years in the Army and got out right after 9/11 happened. I contemplated staying in at the time, but my family and friends were adament about me getting out seeing as how I was already accepted at the local community college and already had all my...
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snowballinhell:
Random journal stalking.....can't even remember how I got here 
Stay safe man
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
Stay safe man
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
zenfish:
Glad to hear you made it out alive, and unscathed. You did a service, and many will remember that.
(just a random comment, from those who support those who would do this job)
(just a random comment, from those who support those who would do this job)
I'm so fucking depressed. 
Two of my buddies, who got to the same unit at the same time I did and who also served with me for a year in Iraq, are leaving the Army for good and going home on the 24th and 26th, respectively.
I've been in the Army long enough to not have a hard time saying goodbye, and I believe that...
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Two of my buddies, who got to the same unit at the same time I did and who also served with me for a year in Iraq, are leaving the Army for good and going home on the 24th and 26th, respectively.
I've been in the Army long enough to not have a hard time saying goodbye, and I believe that...
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temper:
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was...assaulted! 
(I apologize for this errant outburst.)
(I apologize for this errant outburst.)
liante:
Wish I had something to cheer you up, but nyet. My imagination remains dedd in exam season.
It's neat to find someone stationed in Germany, though. I lived there for three years when my dad was stationed near Nurenburg. Methinks it looks very different at your age.
It's neat to find someone stationed in Germany, though. I lived there for three years when my dad was stationed near Nurenburg. Methinks it looks very different at your age.
Hercules is sick.
My '87 VW Golf's transmission or clutch or some shit went bad on the way to the Slappy Cock last night. For those unfamiliar with Slappy Cock, germans are notoriously bad at naming their nightlife establishments.
The club is called Happy Rock, and it's our dive of choice because they play rock music (as opposed to most of the clubs over here...
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My '87 VW Golf's transmission or clutch or some shit went bad on the way to the Slappy Cock last night. For those unfamiliar with Slappy Cock, germans are notoriously bad at naming their nightlife establishments.
The club is called Happy Rock, and it's our dive of choice because they play rock music (as opposed to most of the clubs over here...
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So, I'm having trouble getting into the SGLA group since I'm obviously in the military.
Seeing as how I'm nowhere in my home-hemisphere, I thought up some ways to prove I'm a Cali boy.
1. Regardless of color, all soft drinks are coke. I actually got upset at a fellow soldier when I gave him a dollar to get me a coke from the coke...
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Seeing as how I'm nowhere in my home-hemisphere, I thought up some ways to prove I'm a Cali boy.
1. Regardless of color, all soft drinks are coke. I actually got upset at a fellow soldier when I gave him a dollar to get me a coke from the coke...
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monroe:
Well that was a good cover. I have that one myself.
That's funny that in CA you call all "soft drinks" coke. Here in Pittsburgh we call them pop!
That's funny that in CA you call all "soft drinks" coke. Here in Pittsburgh we call them pop!
testykitten:
heheh- i got your email after i got your friend request (i normally reject them unless i hear from the person personally).
peedro.
peedro.
I saw the thread "Tell SG a Secret" and so I told something stupid about masturbating more than a baby chimp (which is true!) but then I read some other people's secrets they shared and now I have one.
But I'm posting it here because I don't want *everyone* to know.
Actually, I changed my mind. Sorry.
But I'm posting it here because I don't want *everyone* to know.
Actually, I changed my mind. Sorry.
So after this looong day I decided to go to sleep for the rest of the day at about 6:30pm. Early, I know, but it was working until my cell (or handy as they call it here) starts ringing at 11:00pm.
All excited because I think someone is thinking of me, I jump out of bed and run to answer it. I don't recognize the...
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All excited because I think someone is thinking of me, I jump out of bed and run to answer it. I don't recognize the...
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temper:
Ha! Yes! "SCHWANZ"-yelling good, I want you to! But guess what? He was talking about becoming a member on SG, how's that? I mean, I hope he doesn't but should he you can do whatever you want with him... since I'll be ignoring... 
kythe:
I work night shifts at a call center that takes bets for almost any sport...
So I finally figured out why I'm starting to get laid from all these different German girls and the answer is so obvious!
With all the American soldiers leaving the area, I just look good by default.
Shit I ain't complaining.
With all the American soldiers leaving the area, I just look good by default.
Shit I ain't complaining.
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esther:
Boh... whatta bummer.
esther:
I've never been to the pier. And it's been about a decade since I was last near or visiting Disneyland. The whole trip is going to be a refresher course.
i looooooooooooooove boobs.