A short update... I'll add to it throughout the day.
"SirLoins - Doing What Natural Selection Didn't"
That's gonna be my new motto. If you know anyone who really has nothing to contribute to the gene pool, let me know and I will smite them. I'll even punch his or her kids free of charge!
I work solely for the love of the job... and...
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"SirLoins - Doing What Natural Selection Didn't"
That's gonna be my new motto. If you know anyone who really has nothing to contribute to the gene pool, let me know and I will smite them. I'll even punch his or her kids free of charge!
I work solely for the love of the job... and... Read More
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I'm surprised at how well I've been taking this girl not wanting to even by my friend anymore. I really did like her, but while she was gone I was other girls, and you've seen my pics. I just can't help but surround myself. Probably because in all actuality, I'm a big baby.
Anyway, this song really sums me up nicely.
I don't believe your...
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Anyway, this song really sums me up nicely.
I don't believe your...
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shekinah:
Please, no apologies for the potty mouth. It's always okay with me. 
testykitten:
you were other girls? my, you are much more exotic than i thought.
Part II of SirLoins' Slappy Cock adventures. (Maybe this could be a running mini-drama series).
So... I haven't been entirely honest with the SG community. Whereas it is a true that I'm a Knight and one badass muthafucka, my dumbass is always smiling and so the german girls gave me the nickname Bluemchen or "little flower."
Like my parents always told me. It's all fun...
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So... I haven't been entirely honest with the SG community. Whereas it is a true that I'm a Knight and one badass muthafucka, my dumbass is always smiling and so the german girls gave me the nickname Bluemchen or "little flower."
Like my parents always told me. It's all fun...
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temper:
How long have you been here, and where?
testykitten:
most often quite healthy, sir!
So I trashed my litte tiny 1987 Golf and got the 1995 Protoge. It's like, totally purple. Good thing I'm secure enough in my manhood. It doesn't have a stereo though so I can't blast Dido like I had been wanting to. 
Oh well, you have to take the good with the bad.
It's Slappy Cock night! I love the weekends. I go to the...
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Oh well, you have to take the good with the bad.
It's Slappy Cock night! I love the weekends. I go to the...
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shekinah:
Holy cow: Slappy Cock night!!! Why am I not invited? Sounds..er, very heterosexual Oh, that's right, you are very secure in your manhood with that purple car of yours.
*ducks for cover*
Thanks for your nice comments about Maximus Catticus. He can't stud though-he's fixed but he does like to hump the coffee table every once in a while. He's got a good life though-2 other female kitties that lick and adore him and one female dog that ignores him. Oh, and there's me...
I had a 1990 VW Golf until a teenager, her SUV and her 2 week old driver's license totalled it last summer.
Oh, that's right, you are very secure in your manhood with that purple car of yours.
*ducks for cover*
Thanks for your nice comments about Maximus Catticus. He can't stud though-he's fixed but he does like to hump the coffee table every once in a while. He's got a good life though-2 other female kitties that lick and adore him and one female dog that ignores him. Oh, and there's me...
I had a 1990 VW Golf until a teenager, her SUV and her 2 week old driver's license totalled it last summer.
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figmentation:
~.^
I type slower on laptops.
so I see your point. (this keyboards keys have started to stick as of late... I can't figure out how to clean the keys asside from a blower thing and pulling all of the keys off and q-tipping the whole thing)
I type slower on laptops.
so I see your point. (this keyboards keys have started to stick as of late... I can't figure out how to clean the keys asside from a blower thing and pulling all of the keys off and q-tipping the whole thing)
nexttuesday:
nope, no naughty bits...the nipple was enuf in that department
I want to update, but I don't really have much to say. It happens from time to time. Not often, but sometimes. 
I love you all!
I love you all!
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nexttuesday:
there is another knight...
hes my secret so i cant tell you anymore
hes my secret so i cant tell you anymore
shekinah:
*waits patiently for the golden penis*
You know, that's the story of my life actually.
You know, that's the story of my life actually.
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testykitten:
perhaps starting my own religion is my last hope of becoming wealthy 
shekinah:
How are you feeling today?
Don't get any notions about NextTuesday, she's mine I tell you..ALL MINE!!
Don't get any notions about NextTuesday, she's mine I tell you..ALL MINE!!
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nexttuesday:
hehehe soooo ya think im pinky material?
nexttuesday:
awww thanks!
awww thanks!
So tired. Went out at 11pm Saturday night, got in at 5am Sunday slept for 2 hours and started another 24-hour shift at work at 7:30am Sunday. Now it's 8:50am Monday and I need sleep. I didn't realize how hard it is for me not to drink when I go out. That's probably why we always end up sleeping in the car. Oh well.
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Went out at 11pm Saturday night, got in at 5am Sunday slept for 2 hours and started another 24-hour shift at work at 7:30am Sunday. Now it's 8:50am Monday and I need sleep. I didn't realize how hard it is for me not to drink when I go out. That's probably why we always end up sleeping in the car. Oh well.
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shekinah:
Good lord, what kind of work do you do that you have to work those kinds of hours? Well, besides being a stunt cock.
Sorry to hear about your experience at the Y with the yoga classes. I teach yoga but I do it through yoga studios...in general you might find more men taking classes in dedicated studios than at the gym where they tend to lean towards weights, etc. The style of yoga that I learned and teach (a combo of Ashtanga and Anusara) is more vigorous so men are usually attracted to it. I'd say that, on average, about 1/3 of my classes are men.
Sorry to hear about your experience at the Y with the yoga classes. I teach yoga but I do it through yoga studios...in general you might find more men taking classes in dedicated studios than at the gym where they tend to lean towards weights, etc. The style of yoga that I learned and teach (a combo of Ashtanga and Anusara) is more vigorous so men are usually attracted to it. I'd say that, on average, about 1/3 of my classes are men.
shekinah:
Wow, 10 miler without conditioning. You must be in good shape to start with...it took me a year to train up for my first 5k and I just added miles very slowly until I made it to 13.1. My half marathon was about 3 years into my running; I wasn't very athletic as a kid. I'm a late onset runner.
I live outside Washington, DC at the moment. I was born and raised in Switzerland and my father and that whole side of the family still lives there. I go once a year or so to see family and practice German...and eat lots of cheese. Oh sorry, didn't mean to gross you out.
I live outside Washington, DC at the moment. I was born and raised in Switzerland and my father and that whole side of the family still lives there. I go once a year or so to see family and practice German...and eat lots of cheese. Oh sorry, didn't mean to gross you out.
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amase:
There's also that kind of James Bond/Mission Impossible thing going on there. Or maybe your in a witness protection program and the Rubiks cube is actually code for something. And this site is part of your cover and you use it to communicate with the gang you left behind... I'm just sayin'! I mean when's the last time anybody's actually seen a Rubiks cube?
Seriously though, good for you!! I would have a huge headache and a broken window if I had to deal with that thing!
Seriously though, good for you!! I would have a huge headache and a broken window if I had to deal with that thing!
temper:
If thats what love is then I don't want it.
And yeah, by that pic, I know all about you!
And yeah, by that pic, I know all about you!
Am I funny to you?
Don't make me take out the ruler again.