So I've never had a girlfriend...
... for Valentine's Day.
... for New Year's.
... for my birthday.
... for her birthday.
One of my last semi-serious girlfriends even broke up with me right before her birthday. I was like wow! She didn't even wait to get a free present or anything.
If I may break character and be a little emo for a while,...
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... for Valentine's Day.
... for New Year's.
... for my birthday.
... for her birthday.
One of my last semi-serious girlfriends even broke up with me right before her birthday. I was like wow! She didn't even wait to get a free present or anything.
If I may break character and be a little emo for a while,...
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So I got quite a bit more drunk last night than I had been in a while. We all had a blast. It was my first time back at the Slappy Cock after a two week hiatus.
Nothing bad really happened per se. The stairs are slick when they're wet and I ended up slipping and sliding on my ass all the way down to...
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Nothing bad really happened per se. The stairs are slick when they're wet and I ended up slipping and sliding on my ass all the way down to...
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nexttuesday:
you evil lil boy
morgan:
I like that you've given me permission to use "E" before "I"!
So... here's a bittersweet story of love lost.
Last night a girl whose pants I've been trying to get in for the better part of two days *finally* decided that she'd give it up.
Things had been going well all night. With our minds properly anesthetized we were thinking and acting less like two people and more like a male and a female.
I had...
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Last night a girl whose pants I've been trying to get in for the better part of two days *finally* decided that she'd give it up.
Things had been going well all night. With our minds properly anesthetized we were thinking and acting less like two people and more like a male and a female.
I had...
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slide:
a kind of shelled creature like a mussell or oysters 
jordan:
weird. i was actually born late and quite blue 
Talk about awkward. I was at the food court on post when I noticed a girl I had met at the Slappy Cock. She was with another guy whom I can only assume was her mythical husband. Everyone knew this girl was married, but her husband was in Iraq and she went home with a new guy every night.
One night, last December, I could...
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One night, last December, I could...
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morgan:
That's pretty damn awesome!
myomiao:
you look too innocent to be doing that...
you look too innocent to be doing that...
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shekinah:
I'm not gone yet...but I will be around less. Just not posting as much but that's probably good for everyone as I am an oversharer
jessy:
It's kind of like a "I've been sick for three months and I'm over this shit" kind of way
Went out Friday to Nuremburg. We stayed out until about 5am (closing time) and caught the train to Vilseck arriving at about 6:30. Took a taxi back to the barracks and woke up at 8:20am to begin another 24-hour shift at 9am. I was in physical pain since I had drinken waaaay too much for someone who has to work the next day.
Luckily I'm...
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Luckily I'm...
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figmentation:
yay!
great underpants!
it's not my birthday.
great underpants!
it's not my birthday.
kittyvalentine:
Nah... I'm still torn on it. I'll decide whether or not I like it in about a weeks time.
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myra:
oh sorry, i changed it!
bettina:
Yikes! Let's hope you use the heaadlights next time!
I switched up the hosting on those photos, lemme know if they work for you now.
I switched up the hosting on those photos, lemme know if they work for you now.
shekinah:
Actually, I usually write it like this: G-d. In Judaism you don't write the whole word out because it is sacred. But I was trying to be non-religious in my post.
Wow, that pic of the barfing is amazing. Amazing in a really really disgusting-I-can't-believe-that-you-posted-it way. I don't think I'll be drinking this weekend.
The pic of the Hummer in the mud is priceless. I thought those things can get through and out everything.
You're a good, brave soul...your response to Spardakus is touching. "Keep your fear to yourself". Wow. I'm moved by your honesty.
Wow, that pic of the barfing is amazing. Amazing in a really really disgusting-I-can't-believe-that-you-posted-it way. I don't think I'll be drinking this weekend.
The pic of the Hummer in the mud is priceless. I thought those things can get through and out everything.
You're a good, brave soul...your response to Spardakus is touching. "Keep your fear to yourself". Wow. I'm moved by your honesty.
This weekend... although not a bust by any means, did not live up to the usual standards. I was in a rut over this whole "her" thing and so I just didn't feel like doing anything more than drink. I quickly started chugging helles and most of the weekend is spotty in my memory.
I vaguely remember someone taking a picture of me fellating a...
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rude_ruca:
I just wanted to tell you that I think you are funny.I seriously enjoyed reading your tales (though sorry the ex ? is plaguing your mind...) High five for going with morally sound instincts, though, brother! Have fun in Germany, I certainly wish I were there 
Have fun in Germany, I certainly wish I were there 
pseudobrilliance:
Thanks so much for the birthday wishes last week. There is plenty exciting after 22...I hope. I think you made the right decision about not going home to her. Rational decisions suck, but it's better in the long run.
Will tonight be another Slappy Cock adventure? Who knows what tonight has in store? Tonight is David "Eaglenuts" Willis' last weekend in the Army so this weekend he's King and we're doing what *he* wants to do.
Trust in me that there *will* be pics. Hopefully nothing too incriminating. Just some pics that will ruin potential political careers. Awww yeah! 
CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: Hobo Humpin'...
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Trust in me that there *will* be pics. Hopefully nothing too incriminating.
Just some pics that will ruin potential political careers. Awww yeah!
CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: Hobo Humpin'...
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kittyvalentine:
Thanks.
shekinah:
Cuties! I can't decide who's cuter in that pic.
Looking forward to more pics being posted soon. When are we going to see some SB action from SirLoins?
i hate valentines day
it's not even a real holiday
and its initials are v.d.
does that creep you out?