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So I was watching Leno and he pointed to a pizza that was named "The Meat Missile." Being the carnivore that I am, I always order the pizzas with the most meat on them but they always have gay porn names and I find myself uncomfortable ordering them.

Am I little homophobic? Probably. But who wouldn't be embarassed to say to a cashier "I want...
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Am I the only one who has a hard time taking someone seriously when s/he has a NY accent?

Heavy snow predicted all weekend? How come I can never find someone to kick me in the balls when I need it?

Tomorrow (if all goes well) I should be getting my nippies pierced by my friend, Lena. Yay!

Ok, so I guess it's no secret that my internet was turned back on last Tuesday afternoon. My new room that I moved into is nice. That's all I'm going to say about it.

Not much is going on in the land of SirLoins. I keep messing around with an 18-year-old and I know I shouldn't. My buddies didn't even know we were "together" because...
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Moving day! I may be off the net for the duration of the weekend. *sniffles*

In the mean time, everyone should visit PoofMonger and tell him he sucks a vaginormous phallus.

I got tagged on Sunday but spent the whole four-day weekend in a drunken stupor that I didn't even notice. Sorry testykitty

Here goes!

1. 7 things to do before i die:

1. Write a movie.
2. Star in a movie.
3. Write a book.
4. Learn another language to fluency.
5. Have a wing of a hospital named after me.
6. Travel more.
7....
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God I need chocolate.

I need a tattoo on my head that says "Three Feet - No Diving" 'cause apparently I'm pretty shallow.

I just found out that Thomas Guides are west coast only.

I had no idea.

Woo! Four-day weekend!

We'll see what kind of trouble I can get into.

Tonight Underworld: Evolutions is playing at the movie theater. I know probably everyone else has already seen it, but it takes the Army an insanely long amount of time to get any decent movies... except Star Wars Ep. III. We got that here the day after it came out in the states....
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