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sirloins

San Pedro, CA

Member Since 2005

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Friday Oct 19, 2007

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I've been going to the gym religiously for the past 8 weeks. It helps me take my mind off things, plus with 30 right around the corner, I'm pulling out all the stops in an effort to get my abs to reveal themselves.

It's really paying off! I'm losing fat like a mofo and I feel great. If you were to ask me right now, I'd say I could probably make about 200 babies. My goal is to feel like I could make 400 babies, after that, the sky's the limit!

Did I mention, ladies, that these babies will be stronger than Samoans and faster than Kenyans?

Oh wow. I just flashed back to my father telling me I should end my stories just one sentence sooner.

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