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sirloins

San Pedro, CA

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Thursday Jun 01, 2006

May 31, 2006
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It's 6:50am and the day is already started out badly. frown

There's a railing I have to climb over to get to my car in the mornings and it's a little taller than my legs are long so there's a point at the top where I have to bear about 90% of my body weight on my testicles. No biggie, I'm used to it, but on the way back from my morning exercises, something went awry and I ended up crushing Chuck and Vin. blackeyed

The day can only get better... I hope.

PS. I *hate* Family Circus!!! mad
pinkwhiskey:
chuck and vin? i'm sorry. ( on that note only one of my boobs is named, the left one is prudence, the right one's an exhinbitionist but i can't ever seem to find the appropriate stripper name for her)
i hate family circus too
Jun 2, 2006
vorbei:
hrmph. you don't know what the baby jesus wants, phrase stealer tongue
Jun 2, 2006

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