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Tuesday May 09, 2006

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So this American wrestling coach is telling his prodigy to beware his Russian opponent's signature move.

"No one has ever escaped the Soviet pretzel," says the coach.

The match starts and the American is immediately balled up. The coach hangs his head but then hears cheering. His wrestler escaped and went on to win the match.

"How did you escape the pretzel?" asked the coach.

"Well, I thought all was done for and there was a set of testicles in my face. Figuring the ref couldn't see, I bit 'em."

"And he let go?"

"No, but you wouldn't believe the strength you can summon when someone bites your testicles."
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evilandyroth:
*Kringes* (with a captiol K!)

That's awsome.
May 11, 2006
roethke:
Kind sir, I am still here. It was unrelated to meeting you or witnessing any sort of rollerskating on your part.
May 13, 2006

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