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So I was watching Leno and he pointed to a pizza that was named "The Meat Missile." Being the carnivore that I am, I always order the pizzas with the most meat on them but they always have gay porn names and I find myself uncomfortable ordering them.

Am I little homophobic? Probably. But who wouldn't be embarassed to say to a cashier "I want the meat missile," or, "I want the meat feast," or "Pepperoni lovers," or "Meat lovers."

Any one of those could be the title of a porn. I remember one of the best parts of visiting Balad was that they had a Pizza Hut there. I asked my buddy in line what he pizza he was getting. I was wearing my li'l bastard smile so he should have known I was setting him up. He told me what pizza he was getting and I kept pretending that I couldn't hear him, so he kept saying it louder until finally he realized he was yelling "meat feast" across the eating area.

I guess you had to be there.