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sirloins

San Pedro, CA

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Wednesday Feb 22, 2006

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I got tagged on Sunday but spent the whole four-day weekend in a drunken stupor that I didn't even notice. frown Sorry testykitty frown

Here goes! biggrin

1. 7 things to do before i die:

1. Write a movie.
2. Star in a movie.
3. Write a book.
4. Learn another language to fluency.
5. Have a wing of a hospital named after me.
6. Travel more.
7. Get out of the Army!

2. 7 things i cannot do:

1. Draw
2. Eat cheese.
3. Be 6 feet tall.
4. Figure out why I've been drinking so much lately.
5. Sit down when the Time Warp is playing.
6.
7.

3. 7 things that attract me to Los Angeles:

1. The weather.
2. The people.
3. The ocean.
4. My family has lived here forever.
5. We've got *everything.*
6. Tommy's Burgers!
7. I was actually born here. tongue

4. 7 things i say most often:

1. I still use the words penis and vagina at *least* 200x a day. frown
2. Are you serious?
3. That's gay.
4. Assorted Simpsons , Family Guy, and BTVS quotes.
5.
6.
7.

5. 7 books i love

1. The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho
2. Veronica Decides to Die, Paulo Coelho
3. Frankenstein, Mary Shelly (really not like the movie)
4. A Watership Down, Richard Adams
5. A Clockwork Orange, Anthony Burgess
6.
7.

6. 7 movies i watch over and over again (in no particular order):

1. Rocky Horror Picture Show
2. Jesus Christ Superstar
3. The Running Man
4. A Hard Day's Night
5. Snatch
6. Hulk
7. A Clockwork Orange


So many empty spaces! I'm at "work" right now and don't really have the time, but a small bonus...

A few things few people know about SirLoins. smile

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1. I have the entire Jesus Christ Superstar and Evita plays memorized. whatever
2. I don't have the greatest voice, but I'll sing for you if you ask me. smile
3. I like sharing my embarassing stories if it will get a laugh.
4. Sometimes I feel like I joke too much. If I'm ever serious for longer than a few minutes, people ask where is the real SirLoins? I always have to be "on."
5. I'm strangely content with my life.
6. I've recently realized that me having kids probably wouldn't be smart. tongue
7. My first phone number in Germany was 017011010011 but I had to change it 'cause it just caused too many headaches.
8. I don't think I'm ugly, but I think I'm really funny looking. I frequently laugh when I look in the mirror.
9. My friend Veronica wanted to take pictures of me in my uniform when I was home from Iraq. She took me to the beach and made me take my top off and pull my dog tags out. I crossed my arms in a display of modesty and was looking at everyone looking at me like I was an alien. I said "I'm feeling a little over-exposed, V," when I heard the shutter click. That pic is my *favorite* ever and my avatar. wink


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10.

This was taken on Friday night/Saturday morning and I was totally posing like testykitty at the time. Were we separated at birth? biggrin No we weren't. tongue

But see? Am I not funny lookin'? surreal

OH OH OH! One more. smile
11. I'm totally not gay but you wouldn't know it if you hung around me for 10 minutes. tongue

Late addition!
12. I.Want.This.

VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
figmentation:
Pirates are scoundrels... but they tend to be pretty good in the sack.
So I let them visit.
Feb 22, 2006
testykitten:
you are a rascal!! mad

tongue
Feb 23, 2006

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