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So I got quite a bit more drunk last night than I had been in a while. We all had a blast. It was my first time back at the Slappy Cock after a two week hiatus.

Nothing bad really happened per se. The stairs are slick when they're wet and I ended up slipping and sliding on my ass all the way down to the bathroom, but I was able to get up and play it off like a drunken champ.

I tried to throw a ketchupy french fry at my friend Nate, but I accidentally hit his girlfriend on the tit. She was a sport about it though.

I talked/flirted with Lena again. When she worked in the coffee shop, it used to give me an excuse to visit her at work. Now that she works as a piercer/apprentice tattoo artist, if I visit her at work, I have to get something pierced.

She said the tattooing was slow going because few people are willing to let her practice on them. I told her she could practice on me anytime she wanted, and she said she would pierce me next time she was in Vilseck. My nose was pierced prior to joining the Army, but I think it's high time I got my nipple[s] pierced.

I told her that I'm a little bit of a slut and she told me that she was too before she met Dominic.

Dominic. She's really into him. He's jealous of me but Lena likes him so much that she would tell him when I would be at the coffee shop. I don't want to get in the middle of that.

See? There's good in me!