sirloins

So... here's a bittersweet story of love lost.

Last night a girl whose pants I've been trying to get in for the better part of two days *finally* decided that she'd give it up.

Things had been going well all night. With our minds properly anesthetized we were thinking and acting less like two people and more like a male and a female.

I had planned all of this though and so I had a tiny room in a shitty little hotel around the corner. We made it back and things continued only now clothes were coming off. Things were progressing perfectly when it just... happened.