Sunday Jan 22, 2006

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Part II of SirLoins' Slappy Cock adventures. (Maybe this could be a running mini-drama series).

So... I haven't been entirely honest with the SG community. Whereas it is a true that I'm a Knight and one badass muthafucka, my dumbass is always smiling and so the german girls gave me the nickname Bluemchen or "little flower."

Like my parents always told me. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

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Last night my friend Steffi sees me and tells me she has my shirt.

"I don't remember leaving a shirt anywhere," I thought to m'self.

"I don't remember leaving a shirt anywhere," I said to Steffi.

She tells me it's the shirt she promised me she'd make. I hardly remembered and thought it was just one of those drunk talk things. Obviously I was mistaken. tongue

To top it off, she made me put it on (funny how girls can *make* guys do things like that). On the plus side, I pulled off my preexisting T-shirt in the bar in front of my female friends to a bunch of oohs and aaahs. They're so nice. love Lena (the blue-haired girl from yesterday's entry) said she doesn't like guys who are thinner than her. Silliness!

Still, I was tired having not slept much the night before (see yesterday's entry) and was starting to feel a little sick, like the Avian Bird Flu and SARS decided to get together and infect me. (Are SARS jokes still cool?) Do you have any idea how hard it is to miserate when you're wearing a shirt that says "I'm a little flower." and everyone who sees it laughs at you? :-P



I'm getting old. I'm still younger than Shekinah wink but I don't know what "emo" means. It reminds me of something a wise man once said about growing old.

"I used to be with it, but then they changed with "it" was. Now I don't know what I'm with and what's "it" seems strange and scary to me.

"It'll happen to you."

Edit: The girl in my pics (the one I actually like) has been back from the States for a while now and has a new boyfriend. I'm heartbroken and would shed a tear... if I still had tears to shed. blackeyed

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temper:
How long have you been here, and where?
testykitten:
most often quite healthy, sir! biggrin

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