Friday Dec 09, 2005

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So, I'm having trouble getting into the SGLA group since I'm obviously in the military.

Seeing as how I'm nowhere in my home-hemisphere, I thought up some ways to prove I'm a Cali boy.

1. Regardless of color, all soft drinks are coke. I actually got upset at a fellow soldier when I gave him a dollar to get me a coke from the coke...
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monroe:
Well that was a good cover. I have that one myself.

That's funny that in CA you call all "soft drinks" coke. Here in Pittsburgh we call them pop!
testykitten:
heheh- i got your email after i got your friend request (i normally reject them unless i hear from the person personally).

peedro.

Thursday Dec 08, 2005

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I saw the thread "Tell SG a Secret" and so I told something stupid about masturbating more than a baby chimp (which is true!) but then I read some other people's secrets they shared and now I have one.

But I'm posting it here because I don't want *everyone* to know.

Actually, I changed my mind. Sorry. frown

Wednesday Dec 07, 2005

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So after this looong day I decided to go to sleep for the rest of the day at about 6:30pm. Early, I know, but it was working until my cell (or handy as they call it here) starts ringing at 11:00pm.

All excited because I think someone is thinking of me, I jump out of bed and run to answer it. I don't recognize the...
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temper:
Ha! Yes! "SCHWANZ"-yelling good, I want you to! But guess what? He was talking about becoming a member on SG, how's that? I mean, I hope he doesn't but should he you can do whatever you want with him... since I'll be ignoring... biggrin
kythe:
I work night shifts at a call center that takes bets for almost any sport...

Tuesday Dec 06, 2005

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So I finally figured out why I'm starting to get laid from all these different German girls and the answer is so obvious!

With all the American soldiers leaving the area, I just look good by default.

Shit I ain't complaining. biggrin
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esther:
Boh... whatta bummer.
esther:
I've never been to the pier. And it's been about a decade since I was last near or visiting Disneyland. The whole trip is going to be a refresher course.

Monday Dec 05, 2005

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Ok so, I find out today that I might not have to move to Schweinfurt. From what I hear, Schweinfurt is better than Vilseck, but the problem is Schweinfurt is going back to Iraq mid-2006.

I've already done a year over there and I'm not exactly looking forward to going back. I did everything I could to avoid moving to Schweinfurt. For a long time,...
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temper:
Bavarians ARE retarded. You can't ask a berliner about a bavarian, we live in an age-long feud.

Yes, german girls are proficient drinkers, we're pretty expensive! biggrin

But actually, americans use the bad word with "L" a lot faster than germans. You just met a freak.

miao!! skull miao!! skull
temper:
Imagine me and Mr. Lamore. He really was fine looking, but he was austrian. Unbearable. surreal

Thursday Dec 01, 2005

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For anyone who cares, I will be back home in Los Angeles (San Pedro for those who know what I'm talking about) from December 19 through January 1.

Drop a line! I don't plan on staying sober for very long. biggrin

ooo aaa <-hehe, monkey
mana:
ah too badfrown
myra:
looool! Your comment was, like, the cutest thing ever biggrin

Thursday Dec 01, 2005

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I feel like I owe the member of SuicideGirls an apology for not posting, but I just can't bring myself to... blog. My blogging is relegated to just posting comments on other's blogs.

Between MySpace, LiveJournal, et al I just don't have the inclination.

Besides, I don't think there's anything all that exciting in my life worth blogging about.

Well, I may be heading back...
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