Went out Friday to Nuremburg. We stayed out until about 5am (closing time) and caught the train to Vilseck arriving at about 6:30. Took a taxi back to the barracks and woke up at 8:20am to begin another 24-hour shift at 9am. I was in physical pain since I had drinken waaaay too much for someone who has to work the next day.
Luckily I'm...
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myra:
oh sorry, i changed it!
bettina:
Yikes! Let's hope you use the heaadlights next time! 
I switched up the hosting on those photos, lemme know if they work for you now.
I switched up the hosting on those photos, lemme know if they work for you now.
sirloins:
Non-Slappy Cock nighttime activities.
shekinah:
Actually, I usually write it like this: G-d. In Judaism you don't write the whole word out because it is sacred. But I was trying to be non-religious in my post.
Wow, that pic of the barfing is amazing. Amazing in a really really disgusting-I-can't-believe-that-you-posted-it way. I don't think I'll be drinking this weekend.
The pic of the Hummer in the mud is priceless. I thought those things can get through and out everything.
You're a good, brave soul...your response to Spardakus is touching. "Keep your fear to yourself". Wow. I'm moved by your honesty.
Wow, that pic of the barfing is amazing. Amazing in a really really disgusting-I-can't-believe-that-you-posted-it way. I don't think I'll be drinking this weekend.
The pic of the Hummer in the mud is priceless. I thought those things can get through and out everything.
You're a good, brave soul...your response to Spardakus is touching. "Keep your fear to yourself". Wow. I'm moved by your honesty.
This weekend... although not a bust by any means, did not live up to the usual standards. I was in a rut over this whole "her" thing and so I just didn't feel like doing anything more than drink. I quickly started chugging helles and most of the weekend is spotty in my memory.
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rude_ruca:
I just wanted to tell you that I think you are funny.I seriously enjoyed reading your tales (though sorry the ex ? is plaguing your mind...) High five for going with morally sound instincts, though, brother! Have fun in Germany, I certainly wish I were there 
Have fun in Germany, I certainly wish I were there 
pseudobrilliance:
Thanks so much for the birthday wishes last week. There is plenty exciting after 22...I hope. I think you made the right decision about not going home to her. Rational decisions suck, but it's better in the long run.
Will tonight be another Slappy Cock adventure? Who knows what tonight has in store? Tonight is David "Eaglenuts" Willis' last weekend in the Army so this weekend he's King and we're doing what *he* wants to do.
Trust in me that there *will* be pics. Hopefully nothing too incriminating.
Just some pics that will ruin potential political careers. Awww yeah! 
CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: Hobo Humpin'...
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Trust in me that there *will* be pics. Hopefully nothing too incriminating.
Just some pics that will ruin potential political careers. Awww yeah!
CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: Hobo Humpin'...
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kittyvalentine:
Thanks. 
shekinah:
Cuties! I can't decide who's cuter in that pic.
Looking forward to more pics being posted soon. When are we going to see some SB action from SirLoins?
A short update... I'll add to it throughout the day.
"SirLoins - Doing What Natural Selection Didn't"
That's gonna be my new motto. If you know anyone who really has nothing to contribute to the gene pool, let me know and I will smite them. I'll even punch his or her kids free of charge! I work solely for the love of the job... and...
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"SirLoins - Doing What Natural Selection Didn't"
That's gonna be my new motto. If you know anyone who really has nothing to contribute to the gene pool, let me know and I will smite them. I'll even punch his or her kids free of charge!
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shekinah:
Funny how? Funny haha?
Am I funny to you?
Don't make me take out the ruler again.
Am I funny to you?
Don't make me take out the ruler again.
drave:
Thanks 
sirloins:
You may learn something
I'm surprised at how well I've been taking this girl not wanting to even by my friend anymore. I really did like her, but while she was gone I was other girls, and you've seen my pics. I just can't help but surround myself. Probably because in all actuality, I'm a big baby.
Anyway, this song really sums me up nicely.
I don't believe your...
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Anyway, this song really sums me up nicely.
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shekinah:
Please, no apologies for the potty mouth. It's always okay with me.
testykitten:
you were other girls? my, you are much more exotic than i thought.
Part II of SirLoins' Slappy Cock adventures. (Maybe this could be a running mini-drama series).
So... I haven't been entirely honest with the SG community. Whereas it is a true that I'm a Knight and one badass muthafucka, my dumbass is always smiling and so the german girls gave me the nickname Bluemchen or "little flower."
Like my parents always told me. It's all fun...
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So... I haven't been entirely honest with the SG community. Whereas it is a true that I'm a Knight and one badass muthafucka, my dumbass is always smiling and so the german girls gave me the nickname Bluemchen or "little flower."
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temper:
How long have you been here, and where?
testykitten:
most often quite healthy, sir!
So I trashed my litte tiny 1987 Golf and got the 1995 Protoge. It's like, totally purple. Good thing I'm secure enough in my manhood. It doesn't have a stereo though so I can't blast Dido like I had been wanting to. 
Oh well, you have to take the good with the bad.
It's Slappy Cock night! I love the weekends. I go to the...
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Oh well, you have to take the good with the bad.
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shekinah:
Holy cow: Slappy Cock night!!! Why am I not invited? Sounds..er, very heterosexual Oh, that's right, you are very secure in your manhood with that purple car of yours.
*ducks for cover*
Thanks for your nice comments about Maximus Catticus. He can't stud though-he's fixed but he does like to hump the coffee table every once in a while. He's got a good life though-2 other female kitties that lick and adore him and one female dog that ignores him. Oh, and there's me...
I had a 1990 VW Golf until a teenager, her SUV and her 2 week old driver's license totalled it last summer.
Oh, that's right, you are very secure in your manhood with that purple car of yours.
*ducks for cover*
Thanks for your nice comments about Maximus Catticus. He can't stud though-he's fixed but he does like to hump the coffee table every once in a while. He's got a good life though-2 other female kitties that lick and adore him and one female dog that ignores him. Oh, and there's me...
I had a 1990 VW Golf until a teenager, her SUV and her 2 week old driver's license totalled it last summer.
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figmentation:
~.^
I type slower on laptops.
so I see your point. (this keyboards keys have started to stick as of late... I can't figure out how to clean the keys asside from a blower thing and pulling all of the keys off and q-tipping the whole thing)
I type slower on laptops.
so I see your point. (this keyboards keys have started to stick as of late... I can't figure out how to clean the keys asside from a blower thing and pulling all of the keys off and q-tipping the whole thing)
nexttuesday:
nope, no naughty bits...the nipple was enuf in that department
great underpants!
it's not my birthday.